james nattrass and the corpral killjoyA Story by gman
this is a true story that happened around december 2011 i have permission to use james nattrass's name
Corpral Killjoy was the meanest woman to walk the streets of darlington in england.she wore an antique amry trench coat with two v shaped stripes on each sleve, that she had stolen from her brother. her brother was never in the army and neither was she, she was simply just a mean person dressed the part.
corpral kill joy was well known for attacking men in there genitals, the one place that hurts the most. one night things got out of controll and armed with a polystyrene rifle she took hostage james nattrass, who was famous across town for his amzing rants. out in the middle of the street where everyone could see, she beat him till he was on the floor, crying and covered in little bits of polystyrene that looked like snow.
ever since that day he hasn't done a single rant in her presance, well one or two but he was allways quick to run away, and come back all appoligetic. he still gets kicked in the nuts alot but then so does everyone around corpral killjoy.
© 2012 gman
Added on March 11, 2012
Last Updated on March 23, 2012
Darlington, County Durham, United Kingdom
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