Cacophony of course!

A poem with the intent of sounding bad to sound good :)

Discordant clatter and clippy chatter
Screeching squeals, sissing spatter
Trying in trenzied talk-a-tatter
To bake a bite with ruid batter

A splatter here, a cratash there,
Dasking frenzied with crumpled flair
Down the cellment up the stair
Calking quirried, flizzy hair.

Waiting patipating for sentle knock
What to trear? The tlicking clock
Keeps tythm as I crizzied walk
Hopfing for my love’s begawk

Trusting, tinking, jumping, click
That’s the knocked door, tum toom quick
He’s strating out in snow strall thick
Waiting kintly for my cumick

“Dearest,” anster I sed door
“Twas waiting twongbeffer before
Come kiss me nicktly, I implore,
Anand thy newthy babe adore!”

“Ist he born, oh raptious lortion!
Lucky we on lorkious day, a son!”
“Hast thine eye hast mine trun
He tis prettier than that prising sun!”

With hallooping gladful halmony
Husband-hife maft matrimony
Baby sleeths with tully trony
Dreaming reams of dracaroni!

Author's Note

for a contest

Reviews

[Annalisa]

Oh my. I find that whenever I write something specifically for a contest it comes out as crap, but this is wonderful. I love the way that because of the words and spelling it shouldn't make sense and yet it does. And not only does it make sense but in a weird way it sounds good to the ears s read as well. This is impressive. I'm stealing this for my favorites library. Great write!