Don't Pick Your Nose In Public.

Don't get me wrong, I think having manners is great. but some people take it to far.

Don't pick your nose in public. 

Don't scratch yourself or sneeze.  

Say excuse me for being human, and say thank you and please. 

Hold the door for women, so they can go first. 

Say grace before you drink, even if you're dying of thirst. 

Use your blinker in traffic, even if they just cut you off. 

And cover your mouth when you're about to cough. 

And If your hands are full of breakable things. 

Just cover your mouth with your angel wings.   

Of course, if your a real person like I happen to be. Then pick your boogers proudly, and live your life free. 

Author's Note

Thank You And Please ....:)

Reviews

[BThomvanWart]

I like the satirical approach you took with the topic! I honestly looked at the title and was like "What's this??" But, I'm glad I read it. You write with such a unique voice that it definitely breaks up a serious day, which I'm thankful for! But, seriously, I do agree with you. Society demands we act like perfect angels and never do anything that's assumed savage and brutish. It's kind of scary how far people will go just to present themselves in this false spotlight of perfection. And, I definitely agree that there's a time for manners and a time for just doing whatever. If you're home with the family, then that's basically a free pass to act how you please, whether there's ramifications or not! But, if you're in public, sure. There should be a limit to how far your actions go, but not to the point when you're suffering. Great read and very humorous. Love it!

[hdc]

Thanks, glad you like it. :)

[Pete]

Everyone wears a mask. People hide who & what they really are. I like honesty but unfortunately people can't handle "the truth".

[hdc]

Thanks for the review. :)

[Prantik Ali]

The poem is really funny and I loved it! :)

[hdc]

Tanks for the review. I'm glade you enjoyed it.:)