JägerA Story by Heather WaldronAlternately: The Version in Which I Kissed Her I’m not sure I like
going out but this is the third time this week I've found myself in a
dingy college town club after midnight, and I tell myself it’s because Haley
likes to dance and I like to dance with Haley, but mostly I’m on a mission to
kiss a girl. It seems ridiculous to me that a person who prefers women to
men has only kissed men, but that’s me, that’s where I am, and I’m so desperate
for some sort of queer validation that I’m willing to make out with a drunk
sorority girl in front of her boyfriend if that’s what it takes. Because
that’s the sort of stuff that girls do in places like this after midnight, I
think.
There was an unfairly small handful of out lesbians at my high school and a lot
of them were overweight and full of bitter self-hatred so that was a no-go for
me. But for a while there was Lily-Anne who would sit on my lap every
other day and wouldn't leave until I’d promised her that she was my
favorite, out of everyone in the entire world I guess, which might as well been
true, but she insisted she was hetero and if I’d kissed her one of the ten
thousand times I felt like I
We had a disagreement once and I guess I really ruined her because we were a
couple of nerds in marching band together and at the football game that night
she looked dimmed, became this unrecognizably small thing, and I still think
about the weakness it took not to seal my lips against hers and lick light back
into her mouth, reach inside with my forgiving tongue and draw her vivacious
flames back to the surface, you’re my favorite, you are, come back to
me. We hugged in mutual apology the next Monday with a chair between
us and I think I reeled for hours because her body was so soft the
way men’s bodies never are.
…Though Darren is a man and I guess his body isn't hard the way it
might be after he starts testosterone. It wouldn't be fair to
count him because he’s trans, but he ended up on top of me on a couch at a New
Year’s house party the way he always seems to, and I was so drunk
I couldn't feel my own face but I could feel something when his teeth
closed around my bottom lip and what was I supposed to do but devour him.
I would never ever tell him how high I was made from the pouty swell of his
lips under my tongue, the feminine jut of his hips under my hands, how gently soft
he was all over. In high school I was under the impression that college is
supposed to be some sort of lesbian hub where queer people congregate and
there’s at least three curious hetero-flexible whatever’s living on every
residence hall floor, but I've been to the GSA here and there were
maybe fifteen people and most of them identified as “allies” with an air of
smug self-righteousness I wasn't crazy for. I haven’t been
back. So I’m out again and I have Haley’s helpful friend Omar to
thank for the deceptive blue 21+ band on my wrist, and he tells us to look
like we've been here before, so when we get snug with the crowd in
the doorway and Haley unthinkingly tries to follow it past the bouncer checking
wrists for the yellow wristband that says we've paid to see the bands
here, which we definitely haven’t, I grab her hand and drag her in some
semblance of a shimmy around the opposite side of the entrance, putting bodies
between us and him until we’re safely inside and making a b-line for the bar. Something like 30 minutes later the dregs of cash in my purse
plus most of Haley’s has drained down our throats in the form of three shots of Jäger each and I know
that “jäger” is German for hunter
but as I scope the throng of dancing bodies and booths for girls who look like
they might be into other girls, whatever those types of girls look like, I
don’t feel stealthy or confident or anything at all like what hunters are probably
supposed to feel like. There had been one girl in the bathroom who’d pinned Haley and
me for 15 minutes to talk at us about tattoos and how apparently fundamental it
is to life that you trip on acid at least once. Then she’d seen the small
batman Band-Aid on my arm that I told her was for a yucky bug bite but was
actually covering up an unfortunate breakout, and then that had spurred talk of
favorite superheroes and when Haley gushed off topic about how hard she would
bang Andrew Garfield and this girl said, “Yeah, he and Emma Stone are both
sooooo f*****g attractive,” I knew that maybe I could get somewhere with
her. By the end of it she was standing all of two inches from me,
and she was pretty in a crazy person way but then someone she’d apparently
roomed with before waltzed in and that was the end of that, her attention
swerving away, hurtling fast at this other, more familiar girl. I get a lot of attention from girls when I’m out, always a
compliment about my hair or my skirt or my boots or my makeup and always from
the type who would never look at me otherwise, and they all seem to stand too
close and they all want to touch some part of me like they’re checking to see
if I’m real, weaving fingers through my hair and brushing curious hands along my
hips and I want to touch their lips to see if they’re real too but girls are
the most complicated people on the earth and I never know what their intentions
are, if they’d kiss me back or spit me out, and how do you even ask that sort
of thing.
So I am definitely not yet feeling like a hunter, but I grab Haley’s hand and
pull her to the dance floor because the alcohol is just beginning to hit me and
I’m a good dancer and I look hot tonight regardless, in heavy black boots that
make me feel like I could kill any man who dares to sneak a hand under my blue
velvet miniskirt, it’s hem floating dangerously around my thighs. The
band performing in the corner is nothing special and there’s a mass of bodies
in the front, jittering on their toes to the too-fast-for-dancing beat, and
while Haley begins to do her awkward hip-twist/arm-swing unencumbered by the
tempo, I can’t decide if I need to join in on this overly rapid concert-throng
bounce or sway lazily in cut time. I try both and neither feels much like
dancing. I end up sort of standing there, hardly moving but for a slow pulse, and the song has to end soon anyway. It’s when I look back in the direction of the bar, thinking Haley might have just enough for two more shots and if I have more in me I might not care about things like tempo, when I see her. And look away. And then back at her again. And she’s still looking at me and I think that was something like a smile but I don’t know. She looks like she’s going to say something and then I find myself twisting on my heels to face Haley, grabbing her wrist and fleeing with her to the other side of the room.
“I found a girl.”
“You what!?”
“A girl. She’s in one of my classes, I worked with her on a group thing
the other day.”
“WHAT? WoooOOOOH! Where!?” Ever-supportive Haley whips her head around so fast in her search of this hopefully maybe gay
girl that her drunken body begins to follow but I catch it before things go
sour and then grip her by the shoulders, maneuvering her to face the direction
of the bar, where pretty girl is no longer standing, and then in a wide
searching swing until I spot her.
“There in the corner booth. Black shirt, white shorts. Across from
white shirt guy.”
She is more than black shirt white shorts, she is so achingly pretty in this
dark room the same way she was in our psych class last Wednesday, when we’d
been randomly paired up in a group of three with some other forgettable boy for
some forgettable assignment. I hadn't noticed her before
then. But she has gentle chestnut hair, and tonight it’s pinned up in a
bun like a sloppy rose, wisps falling around chipmunk cheekbones, and I think I
like her nose the best, pointy and small and a just a smidge off-center below
two campfire eyes. Her lips are peaches and I remember making her laugh
during class and the way she wouldn't throw her head back but instead
leaned in to me a little, revealing white teeth and playfully prominent
canines.
I want to kiss her so hard I accidentally cut my tongue. I don’t know why I think she’d kiss me but I do, something about
that gleeful recognition when she’d seen me, and I hope. I am a hopeful
huntress as I drag Haley back to the center of the room. The band with
its ‘you should know better than to play those songs in this atmosphere’ music
has left thank god, and I’m hopeful that the group currently tuning and sound
checking and whatever bands do has something I can dance to because people
notice me when I dance, I am bold and lean and incredible. I am Jäger. I am hunting.
I take Haley’s hands in mine and spin her twice to pass the time until the
music starts and somehow she is steady enough afterward to spin me as well, and
mid twirl I catch mystery girl watching us (me?), black shirt, white shorts,
curvy sweet perfection. I grin at her. I don’t know if she catches
it. The band begins their first song and it is fast without being
jittery, exactly perfect, so I let go of Haley’s hands and she does her thing
and I do mine, losing myself for a while. The only dancing I did before
college was naked in front of my bathroom mirror, letting the shower get hot
until the room was all steam and my song of the week was bleeding into my brain
through my earbuds, the volume dangerously loud but
I didn't care. I would watch myself sometimes, and
I didn't think I was very good.
But I feel good now, with my floating skirt and a pale belt of skin visible
below my cropped shirt, and if I am so heavy with my buzz that I occasionally
lose my balance I'll just throw my head back and grin because what does it
matter, my body is music.
A few songs later and I still catch her watching, so I get closer to Haley for
cover and do a crazy thing. I look at her and hold her burning ember eyes
and I waggle my fingers at her, crook one suggestively and mouth “come.”
I feel wild and hot, like she’s burning my abdomen up and my skin is frail
cigarette paper. But she slides out of her both and joins, smiling
something honest and sweet, and I think I could spend an afternoon baking cupcakes
with her, pushing those wisps behind her ears and accidentally smudging that
pointy nose with flour.
I step back a bit from Haley so that when mystery girl joins us we form a
throbbing, jiving people ring, and she looks at me and yells, because the music
is loud, “You two are great!”
I bump Haley’s hip with mine and shout, “We know!” and panic briefly because
it’s entirely possible that this girl is just another fun straight girl and
thinks that Haley and I are The Cutest lesbo couple she’s ever seen. And
I wouldn't blame her because I love Haley with my entire heart and we
are absolutely The Cutest when we twirl together. But as Haley loves to
repeat, because she thinks it’s the wittiest, most insightful thing she’s ever
come up with, she has an “unsexy straight-ness about her”. And even if
she didn't, I live with Haley and am intimate with all of her unfortunate
hygiene habits and I could never kiss a person who used to only brush her teeth
at night and only upped to twice a day because someone lovingly
bullied her into it.
I stop panicking when beauty leans in close to me and half-yells, “Can I buy
you a drink?” Yes. I
nod. “Jäger!”
She smiles and flounces away. .
She is gone for too long. Haley and I stop dancing and I look around
toward the bar for her and I find her leaning against the same white shirt
she’d been sitting with earlier. They’re very close together and it hits
me that I've been abandoned and maybe this girl is bisexual or
something but I have still been abandoned for a boy. But maybe if she
sees me, she’ll remember. I grip Haley’s hand for the fiftieth time
tonight, incredible wonderful Haley who is always so obliviously having a good
time, and we go and stand near a booth adjacent to the bar. I try not to
stare at this girl or get her attention in any obvious way, and fish my phone
from my purse to distract myself. Haley does the same and gets that smile
on her face that means she’s texting her boyfriend, and the sharp envy that
threatens to flood me is dammed when I feel a tap on my shoulder and turn.
This girl is so close and smiling at me so big, holding a dark caramel colored
shot for each of us, and in my periphery I can see that Haley is clanking one
with White Shirt, and I realize that this girl has been up there moseying four
shots out of his pocket, kind of all for me. I take one and tap it
against hers, and I don’t even hold my nose when it goes down, which is
something embarrassing I've started doing but you would too if you
accidentally snorted vodka into your nose once.
We set our glasses on the table and I want to dance with her some more because
I didn't get to watch her dance for more than a few seconds and she’s
been watching me dance all night which seems unfair. But the percentage
of me that is hunter has just increased a little bit and I feel slippery and
brave, so I take her hands in mine and she is already leaned in close from the
intimate cheers we made over Jäger, and all I have to do
is breath an eager “Thank you,” near her mouth and then we’re kissing.
And those are her lips, her lips, sweet and soft like peaches,
and she is so real, she is all languid flame the way that eager high school
boys were tap water, and this is it. I feel a canine poke my inner bottom
lip. This is it. With a sputtering giggle against my mouth she breaks away laughing, but not at me, because it’s an excited, incredulous sound that I am making too, and maybe she is straight but what the f**k does that matter. I am not so drunk and deluded to think that there will be anything other than heavy embarrassment in the room between us during psych on Wednesdays. But she still has my hands and tonight I am a tipsy huntress full of licorice bravado and I have been so, so caught. © 2014 Heather WaldronAuthor's Note
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