My Good Qualities

My Good Qualities

A Story by hulsehodges
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just for fun

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I can make babies smile.
I believe donuts are a food group.
I’m not afraid to make a fool of myself.
I have an infectious laugh.
I believe Sundays should be a day of SILENCE.
I have buoyant hips.
I can name that tune in 3 notes.
Sometimes, I know the answers on Jeopardy.
I once killed a gopher with a stick.
I can lie upside down in the chair & rearrange the furniture on the ceiling.
My socks always match.
I’ve seen “The Poseidon Adventure” 12 times.
I’m going to marry Mikey from Orange County Choppers.
I think the man who invented panty hose should be shot.
I believe that the first words spoken after Jesus was born were, “It’s a girl!”
I hate shopping and cute kittens.

© 2011 hulsehodges


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hulsehodges
just some random fun facts...

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Sometimes I simply stop by here to read this again... and remember - so that I know someone is. You and your funny funny self are missed hre, but we still have your pictures and your words.

Posted 11 Years Ago


are you sure you didn't get the good and bad facts mixed up? hahahaahaha

I can lie upside down on a chair and rearrange my sox on the ceiling.
I'm not afraid to make a donut of myself.
I think Mikey from OCC should be shot.
I make babies wear pantyhose.
I believe you should kill gophers on sunday.
I think buoyant hips are a food group.....

I think I just about covered it....hahahahahahaha

Posted 13 Years Ago


Not bad. Any woman who hates shopping and can kill things with a stick has got to win extra points.

Posted 13 Years Ago



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