Again

And something was repeated...............

“Ma’am aap se zaroori baat karni hai” (Ma’am I have to tell you important to you)

“Jee boliyein” (Yes, say)

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The feet ran to the scene. The students-who were standing in crowd, gave her space to see. “Zulfiqar!!”, the yell came out when the bloody head of unconscious boy who was in his late teenage came in front of his eyes.
“Shela ko bulao! Jaldi” (Call Shela, fast), the head was lying on her laps and she shouted.
“Jee Ma’am” (Yes Ma’am), one of them said.

At Staff room
“Miss Shela you are called downstairs by Miss Rita”
“Now?”
“Yes”
“Is it urgent?”
He nodded.
“Ok let’s go”

Meanwhile there, Zulfiqar was sent to nurse room first.
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“pani sar sey upar chala gaya hai”(It is high time now)
“ladkon ne bohat bura mara hai issay”(Boys had beaten him so badly)
“jitney larkay uss rastay sey guzartay hain un sub ko bulao, sub ko belt paray ga aur sub ko koray paray gay” (Call all boys who pass through that way,they all should be beaten with belt and scourges)
“Miss Rita aap bilkul sahi keh rahi hain, par kiya yeh maar sub sahi kar dey gee?  Kiya agli dafa wo hath uthanay sey pehlay sochein gay?
Nahi Miss, wo nahi sochein gay. Hum log unko peetein ge, aap jitna bura keh rahi hain uss say bhi ziyada buri maar ki zaroorat hai par saath mein humein Fajahad ko bhi HAP wapis banana hoga. Aaj k maamlay mein chalein Fajahad involve nahi tha par agar aglay ma’amlay meinFajahad ki involvement hui tou toh humari maar humaray thapar raiga jayein gay kyun k bacho ko Fajahad ka unka leader aur chief ka support hasil hoga” (You are very right Miss Rita but will this beating would correct the whole situation? Will they remember that beating when they would beat someone next time?
No, they will not think. We will beat them because they require worse beatings than you have commanded but we also need to bring Fajahad back as HAP. Okay it is right that Fajahad was not involved in today’s matter but if in future if he would be involved in any matter of this kind then there will be no use of our beatings and punishment because all of them would have the support of their leader and their chief. )

There was silence then in hospital’s room where the two teachers were looking at him who was still unconscious.
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Meeting at Staff Room

“Aaj ki meeting bulanay ka maqsad aap sub ko convince karna hai”(The reason to call this meeting is to convince you)

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“Hum teachers ne, hum staff ne Fajahad ko wapis HAP banana ka decision liya hai”(We teacher, we staff have decided to make Fajahad HAP again), all teachers came in one by one and stood beside and behind her.
“Main khilaf hoon”(I am against)
“Sorry Ma’am par ab app k khilaf honay ya saath honay ki zaroorat nahi kyun k daffty k qawaneen k mutabiq agar saari teachers maan jayein aur vice principal bhi agree kar dein tou phir wo faisla lay saktay hain, aur Miss Sara humari baat sey sahmat hain. Hum aap ko inform karne aaye hain.”(Sorry Ma’am but now your being against or in favour is of no use because according to the law of Daffty if all teachers and vice principal agree on a certain matter then that decision can be enacted and Miss Sara is in our favour. We have come to inform you.)

“Main ceremony mein shareek nahi hon gee” (I will not be present in ceremony)

“ma’am ma’azrat k saath aap ko shareek bhi hona hoga aur stage par khara bhi rehna hoga, yeh daffty ka qanoon hai” (Ma’am, weare sorry to inform you that you have to be present on stage according to law of Daffty)

“Har qanoon follow karna zaroori nahi hota” (It is not needto follow every rule)

“Tou phir tou bacho ne aaj Zulfiqar ko maar kar sahi kiya kyun har qanoon ko amal mein laana zaroori nahi hai, unki MADAM k mutabiq.”(Then students it means did right by beating Zulfiqar because it is not need to follow every rule, according to their MADAM)

“Call Fajahad” (Call Fajahad)

“Prateek”, she called out peon who always stood outside her gate “Fajahad ko bula kar lao”(Call Fajahad)

Fajahad was fetched.

“May I come in”, his presence turned faces of all teachers towards him. Their presence narrowed his eyes and straightened him brows besides producing three lines on forehead but they got covered because of his front hair that were coming on it.

“Yes”

“Jee Ma’am aap ne bulaya tha” (Yes Ma’am, did you call me?)

“It is decided Mr. Fajahad…”

“To make me HAP again?”

“Yes”

“Kyun? Main tou kaafi bura hoon! Meray tou saaray kaam hi niralay aur deisions galat hotay hain!”(Why? I am quite bad! My all work are idiotic and all decision are wrong!), while saying he was walking as if he was dominant on her and bumped on sofa having one leg resting on the the other and sitting so comfortably against the back.

“Kyun k yeh mera order hai” (Because it is my order)

“Theek hain aap ka order hai. Aur main aap k order ki qadar karta hoon. Par meri ek shart hai”(It is fine if it is your order because I respect your order but there is my one condition)

“Kiya?”(What?)

“yahi k jaisay aap ne sub k saamnay mujhe hataya tha waisay hi sub k saamnay wapis stage par bula kar HAP ki position par laayein, kiya hai har cheez balance honi chahiye, after all yeh humaray Daffty ka bhi tou qanoon hai” (Simple, you have to bring me back on the position of HAP as you dismissed me because everything needs to be balanced and it is also the rule of our Daffty.)

“Tomorrow morning, sharp 8 am”

“Theek hai jee” (Okay)

“Go now”

He was walking out and thinking “yeh buriya phir maan gai! Ab phir se wahi gown, wahi HAP! Nahi!”(The old woman nodded again! Now again that same gown! Same HAP! No!)

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Next Day

Fajahad walked up on the stage, awarded with the gown of HAP and declared new HAP again.

While others were observing so-called DAY OF LAMENTATION.

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And the bottle stopped at him.
“Tou Farhan bata, aaj ki Fajahad ki routine, abhi ki”(So Farhan tell, the routineof Fajahad, of now), Imran gave him dare
“itna simple dare!”(So simple dare!)
“ab kar bhi lay!!”(Now do it man!), Essa said.
“Abhi woh pohchay ga,” (He would reach now,)

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He was at gate.

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“Kyun k wapis se HAP bana hai, aur as HAP aaj pehla din hai tou aaj ek dou haar bhi honge aur Shela bhi plus cake bhi”(Because he has become HAP again, that is why there would be one to two garlands and Shela too plus there will be cake too)

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There were two garlands in the hands of his friends and table having cake on it in front along with his cherry on the top MISS SHELA.

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“Haar pehnay ga, cake khaye ga, Shela sey gappay ladaye ga, dono mil k house dekhein ge 20 minute ka.” (He would wear garlands, eat cake, then would have chattering with Shela, watch HOUSE of 20 minutes.)

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Garlands were worn, Cake was cut, he then had chattering with Shela and after that in the silence they watched HOUSE for 20 minutes.

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“Phir ussay yaad aaye ga k aaj Osama issay college milne aaraha hai. Wo neechay jaye ga.Ussay zor ki jhappi dey ga. Phir wahan par bhi saalay carom khailnay ki karein gay” (Then he would remember about coming of Osama here today to meet him. He would run downstairs, give him a gangster’s hug, then then would play here carom too)

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While coming out of the computer room, he saw Osama, standing outside the gate, he ran down, hugged him and in the game area they had carom board between them.

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"Abhi thora sa hi khilein ge k Faji ko apni duty aur usko apna college yaad aa jaye ga aur phir woh apne college aur Mr.HAP yahan tashreef farma rahain honge" (They would now play a little that Faji will be bombarded with his duty by brain and he by his college and then he will step to his college and Mr. HAP will be coming there with his so-called blessed presence.)

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And Fajahad was there in the classroom, rushing in and commanding to go out.

"Waah Farhan waah!!". (Wow Farhan Wow!)

" kiya hua bhae?" (What happen?)

"Kuch nahi, tu jaa"(Nothing, you should go)

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Author's Note

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