A Tasty Lamb

A Tasty Lamb

A Poem by iveltac

A Tasty Lamb


A lamb tastes like spam.


That of course unless you add ham.


But don’t add ham to the lamb is you’re going to add jam.


After you eat the lamb with jam you will want to get a tan.


But after the tan you will want to eat another lamb with some grams.


The lamb with the grams will make your stomach go bam.

© 2015 iveltac


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Interesting poem I loved it !!

Posted 9 Years Ago


iveltac

9 Years Ago

Thanks......
Made me smile for today
Love the rhyming poem iveltac, You did a great job with this one

Posted 9 Years Ago


iveltac

9 Years Ago

thank you for taking the time to review.
Okay... I read the title and I was like "Did he just eat a llamb?" See, you can never tell with you...
So anyways, I read the rest and was like "Yeah he probs ate a llamb." It just sounds like something you would do :P Unless ur vegetarian which doesn't sound like you... Nice rhyming for the poem! It was quite humorous!

Posted 9 Years Ago


iveltac

9 Years Ago

:p who could?
Cool Girl

9 Years Ago

vegans?....
iveltac

9 Years Ago

:p maybe..

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iveltac
iveltac

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