I Really Love My Boss

Just one of those days in the office....

 "There isnt and "I" in team",

My boss said yesterday,

There should be a "U" in git,

I thought but didnt say.

 

"Give me a ballpark firgure,

Lets push the envelope",

I'll push you off a chair,

To leave you hanging from a rope.

 

"Be proactive, not reactive,

Think outside the box",

I think about you in one,

Rotting from the pox.

 

"We need a win win situation,

its mission critical time",

I do wish you were critical,

Screens blinking all flat-lines.

 

"Lets incentivise our deliverables,

To expand our knowledge base",

I imagine your eyes imploding

As I top them up with mace.

 

"Bring something to the table,

And wear the hat that fits",

Forgive me Sir for saying,

Your language is just s**t.

 

"Your fired, now on your feet",

You mean my skill sets obolete,

I'm off, this jobs a farce,

Stick your ManagementSpeak up your arse!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

Reviews

[Tessa]

ahahahaha! This is my favorite part:

""Be proactive not reactive,
Think outside the box",
I think about you in one
Rotting from the pox."

It's so silly. I love it.

[midsummer]

Ah, the joy of venting...

I don't think constructive criticism is needed here; you did what you needed to do!

Midsummer