What i will cook my teacher for lunch>>>>>>>

well another hummor kids poem ..... hope you like it and enjoy it .....

What I could cook my teacher!

List of things,

1. slug,stew

2. worm soup,

3. cockroach salad,

4. rattlesnake cookies,

5. Rat's pee instead of apple juice,

6. seaweed, and ants for a snack,

7. Hope the old teacher doesn't die.!!

The poem !

What I will cook my teacher for lunch,

If I cook my teacher a hot lunch,

I would start off with a slug stew,

Then I'd serve her worm soup as well,

then I'd serve her a cockroach salad,

And and a tall glass of rat's pee instead of apple juice,

Now for a snack I'd feed seaweed, and red Ants,

Oh Don't forget the most important thing of all,

The desert,

For desert I would feed her rattle snake cookies,

I hope the old teacher doesn't die .

The End,

BY:Jennifer Little

Reviews

[Careless Whispers ._.]

haha nice :)
and it sounds delicious jk

[Coyote Poetry]

Version two is very entertaining too. A red apple may make the teacher nicer? A excellent poem.
Coyote

[Starrleena Magyck]

The best menu for those teachers we don't like...hehehehehe

[misscb]

Liked the childish humor... Very cute... Great job... Well done!!!

[Trusting]

Hmm. Not my humor but it still is cute!!

[Becky Clancy]

I love kids poems, they are always so funny and cute at the same time ^^

[Angelic Surrender]

This is cute :)

[SoulCrusader (Yas)]

Hilarious...love it :)

[CandyFirex3]

Hahaha Genius! I wish I thought about that for school. Its funny and witty.