Purple People Putting

golf gone ga-ga

Purple People Putting

 

Purple people partake of putting at the golf green

Using putting balls which are quite rarely seen

They use gull pecked skulls without the eyes

And for a treat, snack on nice tasty thighs

 

Some skulls have big crowns, others no chin

Making it difficult to putt them straight in

That weird shaped skull, type of handicap

Is also affected by the tomb burial sand trap

 

The driving range’s where these vampires implode

Their purple powered swing causes skulls to explode

They now resort to entertainment of a different mode

Until thicker human skulls have been successfully growed

 

 

Reviews

[Chris Shaw]

Yep, I have to tell ya Dave you have a Halloween addiction (lol).Your alliteration here has almost gone off the Richter scale. You've certainly got a P fetish. Your imagination is running riot and you are keeping us thoroughly entertained.

Chris

[john l smith]

Hello again Chris
Yes, I definitely seem to enjoy writing these weird things
Just hope I am not boring too many people but I will try to keep it up till the end of the month
Humor me
What time is it there now
Dave

[Chris Shaw]

It is 23.15pm. Bedtime for me :)

[john l smith]

Thanks, I am starting to get the difference
Don't forget to record those elusive overnight rhymes

[Kelly Scheppers]

Lol, like Sam said, oh the humanity! ...golf gone ga-ga...purple people putting...you win the twisted award for bringing down the house! ; )

[john l smith]

Thanks for visit Kelly
Certainly never concerned about any of your intrusions
Dave

[Kelly Scheppers]

...you're quite welcomed, Dave!

[Samuel Dickens]

I think I just figured this one out. Somebody plowed over a cemetery and turned it into a golf course. Now we've got Pomegranate-impregnated purple people playing with dead things. Oh, the humanity! (Can you hear me chuckling way down here?)

[john l smith]

wow, everyone is up disgustingly early
more bad habits
Yah! I can hear something!
read morewow, everyone is up disgustingly early
more bad habits
Yah! I can hear something!
Thanks 4 visit
Dave

[Kelly Scheppers]

Excuse my interruption guys...what a hilarious response, Sam!

[barleygirl]

You're killing me! I'm already addicted to rhyme & alliteration, not to mention Halloween writing, plus outlandishness can have a horribly big pull on my sensibilities. So I'm a-swamp in your sea of EVERYTHING! You threw in the kitchen sink here & somehow it all came out like a professional decorating job! This really tickles my fancy becuz I think golf must be the most boring sport EVER! It's a deal-breaker if I find out some old fart (my age) is a golfer (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie

[john l smith]

Margie, I think it is the early mornings, I can't sleep and U seem to be up quite early also
I am an old fart but I don't golf
Have a lovely day
Dave

[barleygirl]

I'm a moon child . . . approaching full moon brings on energy surge & no sleep! *eeeek!*