Meatball

Meatball

A Poem by john l smith
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simple snack

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Harvey McDyke

Went on a hike

First making a lunch

He’d really like

 

Fried bananas with cream to start

And soup to go with all

But the best thing he’d eat all day

Would be his scrumptious meatball

 

Made on a whim

With all his favorites thrown in;

 

A turtle shell that rings like a bell

A squirrel tail found on a trail

A tinker bell that sounds quite swell

Carrots all chopped

Corn all popped

Lettuce, tomatoes hung from the vine

A Narwhal nose that lookin too fine

Two twinkle toes with nails which glow

Chocolate chips in chewy bits

One bunny butt he just picked up

One coconut with milk to sup

Two rose hips with pretty lips

Baked potato skin that's quite thin

Sheared sheepskin clean and trim

Chicken wings

Onion rings which makes eyes sing

Turtle eyes and their thighs

Fried eggs,

Frogs legs,

And spuds from the tin

Three apples cores

Four mad boars

A pear but not a pair

A banana recently skinned

Four wieners,

Cobbed corn

An orange and a beet

Five bats feet

And licorice mixed right in

Plums off a tree

Two fish from the sea

Two chicken legs

A buffalo tail

A belly button from a sperm whale

Pizza carried in a plastic pail

A pot full of beans

A sack of fresh greens

Five ounces of kale

An octopus arm now doing no harm

Mince meat bought on sale

A tiger by the tail

A male snail

Some clams crawling through jams

Some berry jams

A rose hip or two

And a plateful of stew

Waffle and bread

Lettuce, a head

Cherries, nuts

Used cigarette butts

Pumpkin skin when the candle went dim

A geisha girls garter

A pathetic old plodder

A bottle of gin which makes head spin

A daffodil bulb

Along with its twin

Avocado out of the skin

A pair old boots

Palm tree roots

Onion shoots

A mouse that scoots

An owl that hoots

Duck feet for a treat 

Cooked with Rhinoceros meat

Hard boiled Ostrich egg

Little lambs left legs

A hummingbird

a salamander herd

A healthy hawk

And a baboon able to walk

Three pigeon toes

An elephant nose

A pumas pout

A lizards snout

Left over lettuce leaves

Laying about

A loons lonely wail

A dogs wagging tail

Another hiker

Gone off the trail

Three apple cores

A bumblebee nest

No one adores

A recipe book

With the wrong look

A wrong number cucumber

A fickle pickle

A beetle

A beagle

A gaggle of geese

A pretzel

Fluffy sheep fleece

Special cream cheese

Three long Llama knees

Cold cold beer

Tail of a deer

Rear of a steer

More pears in pairs

Black noses from bears

Salamander sisters

Sliding down stairs

A horses mane

Wilderness game

Oysters

Buffalo wings

Dozen dumplings

Two tiny ducklings

Clams

Sugar, just one lump

Slugs from under a stump

Ants in the pants

which caused a red rump

A dozen eggplants

A daffodil stem

A pig in a pen

An overwrought wren

More juice jams

A two hump camel 

and a one humper two

Baboon cheeks

A parrot that speaks

Fish from creeks

left to dry for three weeks

A Christmas tree stump

Pounds and pounds of

Pineapple pulp

 

Which he then swallowed

All in one gulp

 

 

 

 

© 2019 john l smith


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I don't think Harvey could have even started his hike lol. What a recipe. A pig in a pen and another hiker included. He wouldn't have been able to carry this giant meatball, let alone eat it. I have visions of him rolling it along like a huge boulder. You have a huge imagination and a great sense of fun. Six am overhete so it's a good morning here. Night night Dave.

Chris

Posted 5 Years Ago


john l smith

5 Years Ago

well 6AM is not too outrageous,
We will be conking out shortly (russian spy movie)
I d.. read more
Chris Shaw

5 Years Ago

Have a lovely sleep. Keep dreaming about that Guinness book of records:)
That Harvey must have one big mouth! I was going to make one like this for myself, but stumbled on "narwhal nose" and just kept stumbling. Perhaps I'll drink the cold beer and forget about the meatball.

Posted 5 Years Ago


john l smith

5 Years Ago

Yes I think harvey got the beer part right

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Added on November 13, 2018
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