Jane

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Jane

 

As her love life had suffered a recent sad crush

She took a consoling safari thro’ African brush

She thought Africa was a great place to scout

To see if a good man might be hanging about

 

She saw him swinging, through the tall trees

His mighty muscles rippling with ease

His handsome face made her stand and stare

She dreamed of spending their lives as a pair

 

Because this was a man raised by apes in the trees

Something else followed him along on the breeze

This scented something Jane had no wish to share

So she recommended a deodorant he could wear

 

Though it became something of a coin toss

All brands were nosed out by ‘Jack Black Pitt Boss’

With Jane already using a feminine ‘Dove’.

They now share a sweet smelling love

 

With a third wee swinger near on the way

Which Jane expands on day after day

It will be ‘Fresh Kids’ for possible future offense

In total, their scent defense is truly immense  

Reviews

[kentuck14]

John,

Thanks for the witty poem about the Ape Man himself. I remember reading the comic books and the natives all saying, 'ugla, boogla!'

[john l smith]

Funny
Doubt they would appreciate that terminology in todays climate
Thanks for visit
Dave B

[Dark_Duckling]

Very creative lol Not going to lie, at first I had no idea you were talking about tarzan until you said " Swinging from the tree's" and I was like " oh!"

[john l smith]

An enormous gift handed down through the ages by the great apes
Thanks for visit
Dave B

[Crowley]

Lol...how great is this. Clever, funny and a wee bit on the crazy side. I just want to know did you wake in the morning thinking about writing this, or was it after deinking? I loved this a lot, good job!

[john l smith]

Good Morning Crowley
I think it came to my while watching another night full of terrible TVread moreGood Morning Crowley
I think it came to my while watching another night full of terrible TV
Thanks for visit and enjoy the new year
Dave B

[Crowley]

Well wherever it came from, it was a great way to start my morning!

[Dave]

John - you are truly something. I love this, but I couldn't help but to wonder how Cheetah felt about all of this?

Take care - Dave

[john l smith]

Hello Dave
As you are no doubt aware, his opinion is very low on the grape vine, because Cheetah's never prosper
Thanks for visit
Dave B

[Dave]

Oh my goodness! Of course, of course!

Take care - Dave

[Onlyme]

Aw, this is brilliant, made me smile, chuckle and simply enjoy this fun fest of enjoyment and entertainment in this tale Of Tarzan and Jane. ps and not let forget the little one.

[john l smith]

yes the little one should be swinging by shortly with the appropriate deodorant
Thanks again
Dave

[Onlyme]

Aw, Dave your a star. hugs.

[Samuel Dickens]

Ha-ha! This is crazy-funny. Is that Jack Black Pit Boss cologne for real? Is so, I gotta get me some. When going on liberty off the ship, one of my navy buddies always said he'd put on a goodly amount of something I'd best not mention here.

[john l smith]

Yes Mr. D
In the interest of accurate presentation, I Double Ducked it to check on the various brands
Thankyou for your pleasant visit

[Chris Shaw]

How amusing Tarzan and Jane and a case of personal hygiene. Jane needs Tarzan to smell sweetly. Quite right too. Who wants a stinker in close proximity. Fun read.

Chris

[john l smith]

Thankyou Chris
Quite true. Certainly no scent is well sent

[Chris Shaw]

Just as good second time around.

[john l smith]

This is scent rather early your time!
Just getting ready to put our vines away for the evening
Stay warm

[Chris Shaw]

It is early Dave. Witty response :)