Reindeer Visit

too much

Reindeer Visit

 

A Christmas reindeer

Came into our house

And sat in my easy chair

Surprising me and my spouse

 

It ate all our food

And drank all our coffee

And without permission

Changed channels on TV

 

Then in our bathroom

It climbed into the tub

And asked if I would mind

Giving its’ back a real good rub

 

Our spot in our bed

Seemed to catch its fancy

And it fell asleep there

Without a single glancey

 

Finally, other reindeers came

And gave it alota flak

And took it to the north pole

And I hope it won’t come back

 

 

Author's Note

some nerve

Reviews

[barleygirl]

I want some of what you put into your coffee! This is wild-a*s heaven-slanting crazy s**t! And I love it. To me, the ultimate goal of growing older gracefully is to keep your imagination limbered up & you've got that in spades and then some! I'm going to have to fire up my outlandish spiel-maker pretty soon before you totally intimidate me with your non-stop hogwash! (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie

[john l smith]

Good Morning Margie
It will be good to see you spread more of your imaginative charm aboutread moreGood Morning Margie
It will be good to see you spread more of your imaginative charm about
Thnks 4 visit
Dave

[Samuel Dickens]

That must've been Rudolph's mean and contrary brother, Randolph. I'm pretty sure it was him that impregnated my cat last year. Some nerve, I say!

[john l smith]

that could produce a very interesting offspring

[Relic]

hahaha, Santa was looking for him the whole time.

[john l smith]

Hi Relic
yes no doubt. Just an irresponsible reindeer gone AWOL
Thanks for visit
Dave

[Onlyme]

Haha...Dave this was funny. I loved your way of thinking, entertaining and vivid.

[john l smith]

Hello again Dee
I am especially glad it makes you laugh
Thanks for visit
Daveread moreHello again Dee
I am especially glad it makes you laugh
Thanks for visit
Dave

[Onlyme]

:)...........

[Chris Shaw]

You say some nerve and I say some imagination you have there. A fun write Dave. You must be a Christmas person as well as a Halloweeny :)

Chris

[john l smith]

Good afternoon Chris
hope you are enjoying your warm weather
still cool here
Dave