The TattooA Poem by john l smithspaced outI had this desire, to do something new Something I always wanted to do That was to go get a tattoo It was certainly well overdue I picked a design and asked, “How much?” A reply so outrageous, I needed a crutch With that sort of money I was out of touch So I put it in gear and let out the clutch I pointed my ride down toward the sea To an outdoor café where I sipped a coffee Back in a chair feeling extra lazy I realized that a tattoo was just not for me I looked in the paper, under the classified A position there, which I quickly spied It was an offer to take a very long ride So leaving the beach, I went and applied I was asked to fill out a long questionnaire Then to a barber who shaved off my hair Loyalty to my country then I did swear And was given, a uniform to wear Blindfolded, I was walked across the tarmac Where I was going, I couldn’t keep track Not only that but I’d had no time to pack And I had this feeling, I wouldn’t be back I climbed 200 stairs, in my blindfold Then climbed through, a very small hold All the people waving, were my last sight As my space ship left for a intergalactic flight Mars is a nice place for my own aerodrome Where I’m cozy alone in a geodesic dome I have to be dressed in a spacesuit to roam I’m much more inclined to just chill out at home Coffee each morning as I rise and shine The lovely sky is pure red all the time There are six seasons, each one so sublime And tho’ nothing to buy, I get paid all the time A little Martian Bobblehead comes round every day Wants me to come outside and play This time it has brought a lovely bouquet But our relationship is still day to day I have had thoughts about returning to Earth But I am now restricted by my increasing girth On a return flight I couldn’t squeeze into a berth Besides, staying here increases my financial worth I still have that yen to do something new And there is a Martian here who will do a tattoo About the price, we didn’t argue I simply agreed to an intergalactic TV interview © 2019 john l smithAuthor's Note
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Added on January 19, 2019 Last Updated on January 19, 2019 Author
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