Mr. Popular

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Mr. Popular

 

Freddie thought he was a good lookin guy

He looked in the mirror a lot

But all the girls seemed to pass him by

Even though he felt he was hot

 

The image back from the mirror showed

Teeth perfectly straight and white

With blue eyes that should make hearts flutter

And his voice could light up the night

 

But at parties and gatherings

No one noticed him there

All just looked right on past

And had him in great despair

 

Finally he had to face up to his height

And he set out to make his height right

By eating spinach through day and night  

Same brand as Popeye had used to smite

 

But being adversely affected by excessive greens

Made it necessary to use other means

It was elevator shoes ignited his height into flight

Going from three feet to six foot six overnight

 

Reviews

[Samuel Dickens]

Greens and elevator shoes, that's the ticket! (Even though the greens didn't agree with him. Sometimes sacrifices are necessary) When he gets some hottie in the sack, will he keep his shoes on?

[john l smith]

the jury is still out on that one
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