Professions of Love, From the Cat

Professions of Love, From the Cat

A Poem by Kristin Lee
"

Love forever, or until I plot your death...The Cat

"

I see you are fast asleep, therefore

On the foot of your bed, I will creep

Leaving special presents,

To make more work for you;

Because it brightens your day.

Oh how I love you!!!!

And only wish I could say,

 

Get up already and FEED ME!

And then,

Let’s play.”

 

Love Always,

Your Best Friend

 

What?

No, you insolent fool!  

These professions of love

aren't from the damn Dog!!

Do you  really think that drool sack

is capable of such sophistication,

and respectable class?

Ugghhh!!!

 

Let me say this correctly,

In a way that will be sure to last

 

Love Furever,

- Or more likely,

until I plot your death!

The Cat

 

 

© 2013 Kristin Lee


Author's Note

Kristin Lee
Anyone who loves cat's should get the humor in this one :) Thanks so much for reading.

Photography by Kristin Lee - and yes, this is my cat, Charlie.

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Hahahahah I love this! I've never had a cat (for more than a month or two) but from my friends I know that they could relate to this! Great Job! I mean is there anything more left to say, this is so witty and clever. I love that stab at the dog and yor cat picture at the bottom is perfect. (Cute by the way as well) Just great job :)

Posted 10 Years Ago


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Kristin Lee

10 Years Ago

Thank you :) Cats are quite entertaining.
Imara

10 Years Ago

So I've heard. The high class of the animal kingdom :) haha



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Hahahahah I love this! I've never had a cat (for more than a month or two) but from my friends I know that they could relate to this! Great Job! I mean is there anything more left to say, this is so witty and clever. I love that stab at the dog and yor cat picture at the bottom is perfect. (Cute by the way as well) Just great job :)

Posted 10 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Kristin Lee

10 Years Ago

Thank you :) Cats are quite entertaining.
Imara

10 Years Ago

So I've heard. The high class of the animal kingdom :) haha
There once was a cat named Maui, he tried several times to scratch my eyes out. I am not a cat person, but I did grin at this one!

Posted 10 Years Ago


Kristin Lee

10 Years Ago

Gotta love the ones that start with..."There once was..." haha. Glad you found the humor :)
This was purrrrfect. (I can't believe someone didn't already use that) I am a cat owner as well, 3 of them. Townie, Mr. Cat and Edgar and believe me all 3 of these cats know how to say feed me, it is the first thing I hear every morning. Very fuuny Kristin, I loved this.

Posted 10 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Kristin Lee

10 Years Ago

Our cats insist first thing that we feed them, and it only gets worse as they age :)
This just made me smile from ear to ear. Lovely, funny and furry!

Posted 10 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Kristin Lee

10 Years Ago

Gotta throw humor in once in a while :)
Omg, I don't like cats... :/ Maybe that's because as a child I was attacked by several cats and so was my brother.. This is a great write though and I really enjoyed reading it.


Posted 10 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Kristin Lee

10 Years Ago

Oh my...I'm so sorry to hear about your experience with cats. But I'm glad you were able to enjoy t.. read more
s y e

10 Years Ago

Ha, it's all good. :) Looking back now my brother and I laugh at how scared we were. :P

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Your cat either looks expressionless or rather "peeved orff "( written in a stately home, British accent), though I love the poem, you know this creature, only too well.

Posted 10 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Kristin Lee

10 Years Ago

He's been my companion for 9 years and he is 11 years old. I do know him only too well lol. I was .. read more
SHEEMA HUQ

10 Years Ago

Lately I have been meeting various cat's and dogs too, who seem to have owners, and this has been qu.. read more
I live with 3 cats, and I certainly can relate to a lot of this. Especially the 'feed me' part. My cat cries at my door at 4am every morning to be fed haha. Great poem though. Excellent work!

Posted 10 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Kristin Lee

10 Years Ago

Glad you enjoyed it! Gotta throw humor in once in a while :)
Ha! Yes, this is exactly what my cat is thinking! Fun write, we'll done!

Posted 10 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Haha Yes, this is my cats to a "tee". One of my cats is a tabby, and he always looks at me with such evil eyes, but he also follows me around and sleeps on the foot of the bed, so either he is planning to kill me at some point, or he does enjoy my company; I can't qutie tell.

Posted 10 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

HAHAHAHAhahahahahah!

Posted 10 Years Ago


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