ET's Abstractions Featuring My Very Own Interplanetary STD's and Other Enemies

i got space herpes from friggin ET

and they aren't helping my suicidal tendencies

it's bizarre to be suicidal and very happy

anyway, to me, my filthiness stems from my retardation

mainly, internet retardation

i am an idiotic, horny, demented person

and erudite, well spoken, well traveled

with an impressive resume of accomplishments

and a reasonable amount of chinese breakdance knowledge

among other skills conventional and not

i have become proficient at using STD's against my enemies

most of which i lovingly refer to as "autistic beings"

the lot who've forced me to smoke so many damn drugs

my voice now sounds that of a 55 year old rapist

anyway...

i'm not sure but i hope these space herpes are flippin temporary

ET's turning out to be a real f****n' a*****e

(from Uranus)

Author's Note

Clearly you aren't taking this seriously.

Reviews

[Frankie Bear Paws.]

Always double bag with aliens no matter what hollow promises they make you.
It's a nice piece of sillyness.

[Davidgeo]

Thanks Dalton

[aLittlePain]

Made me laugh. Is Chinese break dancing like regular break dancing you know the American variety? And how do you know what a 55 yr old rapist sounds like? Internet retardation is rampant basically everyone is f#%ked! R xo

[Davidgeo]

Thanks. It's only worth a laugh, not a very deep pile of words here.

[Marina]

Also, can't help but forming the expected pun with URanus. Ok, that's enough now

[Marina]

Please tell us more on the chinese breakdance thing.
Also, this piece is ingenius!

[Davidgeo]

Thanks blue eye. I'm not sure if everyone will agree with the ingenious thing... but I do damn it... this is like the third best thing I've ever written. In my opinion anyway, no one tends to agree with my opinion that often though. Bunch of jerks with a collectively s****y sense of humor.

[Marina]

The only person who should matter in agreeing with your opinion, is well you. lol
But seriously this piece is gold IT HAS CHINESE BREAKDANCE IN IT FFS