e = mc2 is sexist

because that I feel

and my feelings get hurt

all feelings have rights

therefore. . . postmodernism

seriously serious

nothing is real

sensitivity is taking steroids

everything is turning offensive

nothing is fake

seriously serious

satire's to be a hate crime 

oppression an Olympic event

all on the internet, of course

therefore. . . postmodernism 

          (it's retarded)

 when everything matters
 not a single thing matters

where everything's special

not a single thing's special

   you cannot fake your reality

   in the end

   not everything is permitted

Reviews

[KeeD]

I find this poem offensive! (Jokes!) This was funny and definitely should be the subject of the hour. There is too much political correctness in the world we live in where speaking your mind even void of hurting someone is deemed as hate speech. I love the title, it instantly drew me in and after reading your poem it makes sense, like what's left to take? here have a formula! God this poem feels good like a weight lifted off the chest.

[Davidgeo]

I smoke weed for that whole chest lifting thing. Thanks for reading my words and stuff.

[drew garner]

While saying everything substantively that the incredibles had to say, I found yours funnier and more to the point. The only thing I have to say about it is the juxtaposition of two quotes one by Robert Christgau and one by me lol "Irony is the defense of everything and the justification of nothing." But "irony is justified by having something to defend against."

[Davidgeo]

The Incredibles like the movie? I have to admit I struggle to connect some of the references you make. I very much liked the two quotes about irony. It makes me think of interesting things in a different way. Some of your reviews are objectively nonsense, this was not one of them.