A Trip to the ShoreA Poem by Jack
The Jersey Shore, why do you watch?
Why is the Jersey shore so great?
Watching, knowing, I should hate…but wait!
Snookie might say something insightful,
Like Newton and Nietzsche her thoughts delightful.
As Snookie remarks, ‘I eat Guidos for lunch.’
Ronnie drops a dude with just one punch!
Watching J Woww take it from behind,
A guilty smile stretches across my mind.
“The Situation” always makes me glad,
For the college education that I have had
Vinnie is the sensitive, quiet one,
He calls girls ‘b***h’ and ‘s**t’ for fun
Some girl was kicked off the show real fast,
I hope that Ronnie and ‘Sweetheart’ will last!
Sad to say I am emotionally invested,
A tear comes to my eye when one gets arrested
Seriously, do people like this really exist?
Or in the end is there a big hidden twist?
Sometimes when I feel like I am too self centered,
I know that after 5 minutes of watching the Shore
This is a feeling I can rightly ignore.
Besides trying to cure and quench our bore,
What does it say about you and me,
When we let MTV make this our reality?
© 2010 Jack
AboutI live in the U.S.A. I began writing my Sophomore year of high school. I love writing, drawing, and playing music with anyone who can hold a beat. I am motivated by the feeling, although elusive, when.. more..
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