Apply Yourself

Required application for the group I am a member of.

Age : 6,432 days

Sex : with a penguin?

Sexual Orientation : Nheira, only.

Status: cheeky

School: insanity?

University: the cheapest

Politics : Plato

Religion : the 5^th one

Music : Is nice.

Likes : Pigeons and snails.

Dislikes : Powder wig wearing axe maniacs

Eats : Carrots

Produces : Pollution

Height : as tall as Mount Fuji

Weight: the moon?

Would Like to meet : Mon Coeur, the brilliant Margaret Atwood whom I shall marry.

Would Like to Eat : fairy dust and Shakespeare

Would like Feet : in mismatched socks, all day long.

Would like Sheets : that are magical.

Income : Ambiguous; I’m a hit man for my Don

Personal Info: I’m a feminist Pigeon.

Who I'd like to meet:
Someone like me. Fun fun.

Friend examples (part of your entry ! )
Friend[s] .....

should like French eels.

Friend[s] .....

should help abduct Kyo.

[A] Friend .....

 

Indeed is in need of some hemp seed.

 

Author's Note

XD

Reviews

[Ravenskald]

ROFL and thanx for the URL
O pigeon of insanity ;-)

~~Rave~~nsk~~ald

(:

[Wunderlich]

"should like French eels."
I LOLed so hard when I read that.

[revenant21]

Good I liked the part about the penguin.