man bites dog

when i was about 6 months old

my momma put me in a box and set me on the counter

somehow the box fell over and i fell to the floor on my head

well i weighed about 50 pounds so she said i bounced

about three times like a ball

well the dog thought i was a ball so he ran over and grabbed me up

and ran outside with me,my momma frantic she got the broom and

ran after the dog,she finally got to the dog and grabbed me from his mouth he was digging a hole to bury me in.she got to me just in time..

when i got bigger the dog bit me,i got very mad and i grabbed the dog up

and i bit the hell out of the dog,it started to yelp very loud

my aunt and grand ma came out the door to check on the dog they looked mighty funny when they saw me biting his a*s,he never bit me again...

most of this story is true

Reviews

[Julie McCarthy (juliesp..]

Ha ha
Very good
Like the simplicity

[midniterider]

glad you liked it,it`s a true story