Who Let The Dogs Out

got real cold last night

so i let the dog in,went to bed

fell to sleep,well about 3 am i feel

something hunching on me

half asleep and half awake

i roll over and i feel a tongue on my face

and licking me and hunching on me,

well i thougt it was my wife

 i turned over on my back and

i feel her tongue licking all over my face

hell shes hot tonight,my eyes still closed

i start licking her back 

well i had to much to drink last night

thought i was just dreaming and went back to sleep

next morning i wake up,my wife said that damn dog

had puppies in our bedroom floor last night

lol,i remembered the dream i had

looked down on the floor at the pups,

hell still kinda drunk i think they look like me

how in the world could it happen so fast i thought

well i start counting

and i counted 6 puppies,

how in the hell can i afford

child support on six...

 

Reviews

[BlackRose]

Oh, how hilarious! Just as Dawn said you have a wicked sense of humor.

[midniterider]

thank you ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[Onlyme]

You really do have a wicked sense of humour. This made me laugh. Unique, different and funny.

[midniterider]

thank you mam for looking at my junk