My Babe's Got Sex Appeal

Totally fucked up/retarded lyrics. =) Think Bloodhound Gang!

(VS1)
Epic computer skills, sexy black high heels
Yah my babe's got sex appeal
XBOX360--she's invadin in 3D
Makes my junk go crunk like the Star Wars Trilogy
C'mon say it now

(Chorus)
What what what
Dinosaur says rawr
Strap me down, reach around
Tickle, tickle, tickle, now grab that whip!
Nah just kiddin, chill out don't trip!

(VS2)
She's my sexy metaphor, metaphorically speaking
Ya never seen her before, but my heart she's been keeping
Black hair, green eyes, she's a beautiful sight
Slick as KY, she's pimpin' through the night
C'mon say it now

(Chorus)
What what what
Dinosaur says rawr
Strap me down, reach around
Tickle, tickle, tickle, now grab that whip!
Nah just kiddin, chill out don't trip!

(Bridge)
Start slowin' down as we're cruisin through town
She's lookin fab in my hoodie, now I'm sportin a woodie
Those legs, those thighs, people starin' with wide eyes
Sexy lips are savin' grace, I'm gonna impregnate her face
C'mon sing it now

(Chorus)
What what what
Dinosaur says rawr
Strap me down, reach around
Tickle, tickle, tickle, now grab that whip!
Nah just kiddin, chill out don't trip!

Author's Note

Yah, it's 4:00 AM and I'm at that point where I'm a wee bit past being sane and adrenaline is keeping me up. And this is the product of an overactive imagination. =) Okay...so two retarded words that rhymed together caught my attention (skills and high heels), and I wanted to write about dinosaurs....so....yep. This is the outcome of that. (Don't...ask.) I'd have to say the Bloodhound Gang was probably my only influence on this song!

Reviews

[Tori Barros]

lol love it. its very catchy

[Drifter]

lol this made me think of Bad Touch... The lyrics are hilarious and so... made me imagine a perverse music video that would make a band such as Bloodhound Gang proud. On that note, I feel like listening to some of their music again. Definitely going to have to peruse your stuff.

[Jasmarine]

'slick as KY, she's pimpin through the night' 'sexy lips are savin' grace, I'm gonna impregnate her face' I can't stop laughing, so now I look like a moron because I'm laughing at the computer screen and typing fast. I'd love to hear the rythym of music that would go to this. lmfao on to the next one :)

[melissa]

yea that was funny great job!:)

[[iknowthatyouknow]]

Hahaha, I don't know you, but this is so freaking hilarious.
I will most definitely be reading more of your writing.
:)

[An owl on the moon]

Powerful, vivid, pounding lyrics! Awesome write! Loved the line: "She's my sexy metaphor, metaphorically speaking..."

[Sorenel Rain]

Oh my god!! I love you!!!! This just made my f*****g night!!!...or well morning. ^_^ This is great!!!

[Laura Nikkinen]

It's a fun read, psychedelic and doesn't make a whole lot of sense with the first read, but yeah, I'll be checking your stuff out.

[Theresa]

I couldn't help but almost rapping this as I read. Thank god no one was around to hear that pretty scary. My point is it reads like a song and the lyrics are interesting but humorous all at the same time. Really enjoyed it.

[alan khan]

haha this is awesome. i really like your s**t. this is pretty great stuff. really nice work