"This, Is CNN Breaking News!!!"A Story by Michael StevensWhat does 'Breaking' even mean anymore?"From
Clark Manifold, President Of Content, to all lessers--I've recently
been hired to jazz up our coverage, and, after watching a few minutes
of our news coverage, have concluded that what we need are more
breaking news stories. Therefore, the following topics are to be
proceeded with "This, is CNN Breaking News," "The D-Day
invasion, the Tet Offensive, the JFK assassination, the outbreak of
WW One, the Elvis phenomenon, the disappearance of Jimmy Hoffa,
Walter Cronkite's retirement announcement, the moon landings, George
Washington's inauguration, the invention of super-glue, the demise of
disco music, and the discovery of fire. Anything you're not sure
about, "Breaking News" it, and err on the side of not
pissing me off."
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