Favorite Elf

A Christmas letter poem.

Dear Santa,

I'm not a slave,

So stop treating me as one.

You're telling kids to behave,

But all you do is enslave.

I crave to be free,

From this life you've forced upon me.

Talk to me after you've shaved.

You're disgusting,

Treating us as if we're nothing.

These hands were not built for crafting toys,

Stop calling me "little boy".

Or your entire village,

I will destroy.

Love,

Your favorite elf