Hammer Omelet

 

 

Hammer Omelet

 

To make a hammer omelet

It really takes some skill

One missing ingredient

Will make your cat so ill

 

“And I used a hammer

On the omelet” full of cheese

If you think that’s weird

Let me set your mind at ease

 

I cracked the eggs into a bowl

With a fork I whipped them good

For to make a hefty omelet

At the stove I stood

 

It soon began to bubble

Smelling so good, I sighed

One bubble rose much higher

Inside the pan I spied

 

I feared it would escape

And I would lose my meal

I have to break that bubble

You should have heard me squeal

 

I poked it with the fork

But it continued to grow

I had no other choice you see

But use a hammer don’t you know

 

I took special aim

Hit that omelet in the pan

Cheese and eggs splattered

On my kitty cat named Stan

 

The last I saw of that omelet

Was at the end of Stan’s long tail

Stan tried to shake it off, ha ha

This ends my hammer omelet tale

 

 

Reviews

[J.Black]

Haha this was a great read. The orange cat at the end topped it off for me. Reminds me of Green Eggs and Ham!

[Kat Plunkett]

lol nice write :)

[Austin]

Haha and lol! Thanks for submitting this piece into my contest!

[Cheryl J. Turner]

How wonderfully strange. My 5 year old daughter and I enjoyed reading this.

[Crowley]

Terrific...I love omelets, never had one made with a hammer before but, I will try anything once. This was very uplifting and made my afternoon...poor stan, his dinner was on his tail. Nice job.....

[Wicahpi]

LoL cute !! I have an orange tiger cat.
Adorable poem and image. Well done :)