“Foomp!” went the Hydrogen, laughing heartily so,

“Foomp!” went Agustus Gloop, shouting through the glass pot.

The glass flask exploded violently, while the noxious green gas uttered a feeble, “Foomp?”

“Yak!” cried Ah-Choo, seeing wisps of flame every which where.

The inkwell said, “Foomp!” and spat black ink at his pinkish face.

When the wizard saw the boring partake shouted, “Shall we have some Foomp?” and broke out into cha-cha.

“Foopity-Foppity-Fooo!!” cried the pumpkin and waved his magic vine.

Even those pirates heard it, those flying pigs’ magic explosions!

“What was that ‘Foomp’ I heard just now? Are you eating chili with the extra beans, again?”

But Snape said only this, “If you do not wish to die, the explosions you must try.”

“Oh, cannot I have that beautiful Foomp in my hair, to rival that of Rapunzel’s?”

“Foomp!” the volcano sneezed and the hidden jelly beans exploded out.

And the yellowbellies said nothing; Bands, Bings, and Bongs upon them.

The Poof went “Foomp,” and flew away on an angel’s wings to the land of…Boom?

He determinedly stuffed more air into himself, but – Foomp!! – and he was smithereens.

And so Lattanzio, unaffected by Foomp, smiled and said, “That will be all.”