My Funny Valentines

My Funny Valentines

A Poem by MandaBear
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For those of us that don't have a valentine or those who just need a laugh. Here are some valentines I made up. Hope you enjoy!

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Roses are Red 
Violets are Blue 
I need a valentine 
So I want it to be you 



Darth is Red 
Yoda is Green 
Not trying to get into bed 
But i'll show you forces unseen



Roses are Red 
Violets are Blue 
Just like Titanic 
I'd like to crash into you 




Roses are Red 
Violets are Blue 
Just like Jake from state farm 
I hope you're wearing Khakis too 



Roses are Red 
Violets are Blue 
If you were a Pokemon 
I would pikachu 



Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Since your single 
How about a vodka or two



 



© 2015 MandaBear



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These are so cute and funny! Totally made my day thanks

Posted 2 Years Ago


So cute..................
Beautifully done the job friend.
Loved it.

Posted 2 Years Ago


MandaBear

2 Years Ago

Thank you glad you enjoyed it =)
Thanks for the laugh! Really cute,thanks for sharing and b-blessed!

Posted 2 Years Ago


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This so sweet. It's cute and full of love.

Posted 2 Years Ago



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Added on February 13, 2015
Last Updated on February 13, 2015
Tags: valentine, love, friend, poem, poetry