B+A 4EVA

B+A 4EVA

A Story by .:Jazpa_Knight:.
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bella loves edward, he won't change her, will she have a change of heart.

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B+A 4EVA

 

"Bella. Will you marry me?" edward asks me quietly during bio. "WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I shout. "Is something the matter Miss Swan?" Asks my teacher unhappily. "No sir."

 

After class.

 

"Why not?"

"Coz you wont change me."

"Oh..."

"Plus, um... Never mind..."

 

After school.

 

Make up-on. Mini skirt and top-on. Hair-up.

 

I'm ready for my date.

 

"Seeya dad, going out with Alice."

"Is it a slumber party?"

"Yeah."

"OK."

 

In town.

 

"Where should we go?"

"Hotel."

"OK."

 

Hotel room.

 

"I locked the door."

"Good, I'll change you afterwards."

- Random music -

"Oh, that was good."

 

Lying in bed.

 

"Yeah... S**T!"

"Edward?"

"Yup."

"S**t, bite me now."

"OK."

 

Three days later.

 

"Bella, will you marry me now???" Edward says at his place.

"No, there- There's someone else..."

"WHAT!?!?!?!?"

Alice enters.

"I heard."

Edward reads Alices mind.

"ALICE, HOW COULD YOU!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"

 

Next week.

 

Alices bed, making out.

 

The end.

© 2010 .:Jazpa_Knight:.


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I laughed so hard, its almost like you wrote Twilight itself with how good this is! *Air jab at the worst book i've ever attempted to read, and the greatest comedy ever to hit the screen*

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