Submission for Worst Poem!

Once upon a time there was a boy

Who wanted a toy

So he said, Oi!

I WANT A TOY!

His mommy said he couldn't have it.

He said "thats bullshit."

She put soap in his mouth,

and his bum got hit.

His sister laughed

And called him fat

His dad got mad

And called her fat.

His mom gave up

And got a cup

And pissed in it.

THE END <3

Author's Note

yay for crappy poem! bahahaha. i don't really write this bad, it was just for a contest xD

Reviews

[poetic-raven2012]

OhMyGosh, this is the BEST thing I've ever read. EVER. Well, not really, but it really made me laugh, and I LOVE the last piece with a burning passion! (Well, mostly it's the cup. I have a thing about cups. XD)

[Platus]

Wow, this poem really sucks. Good job!

[Colin Stewart]

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