The Grinch For Christmas.

Different take...lol

Ho ho ho and a bottle rum

Santa Claus is drunk again.

And slid off his mall chair.

The child and parents

do stare.

And someone shouts out

loud. "He is pissed again".

Never, a dull moment

at this mall,

in dear old Texas, USA.

Gun totting cowboys

they come on in,

on their blooming horse again

right into the mall and stores.

Their horses are a poohing

here and there and everywhere.

What a stink

is floating around the dam place?.

Kids are screaming. "I want this and

I want that for Santa Claus". And having

a little temper tantrum dance,

in the middle of

the shopping store aisles.

As the poor mother looks on. With tears in her

big eyes.

Dads are bored as hell.

Frumpy up against storefront walls

and sitting on seats.

Wishing they were dead.

And not here in this bloody mall.

At this time of year again!

Mothers and daughters,

running riot in every store or boutique

in this massive mall.

With Dads credit card

going to zero balance might quick.

With all the amount of Christmas presents.

They are definite to buy for one and all.

Even for the sweet old cat and dog

left at home.

I feel sorry for the poor old Dads

they really are not having fun at all.

Ho ho ho for Christmas.

Just another time of Year

To buy unwanted presents

that most folk hate

from relatives,

you have never even heard of or met.

I am the Grinch For Christmas.

Reviews

[light and ashes]

All I could think of while reading this is I'd hate to work at that mall! This is cute lol

[Onlyme]

Glad you like it angelink, was trying to be funny and entertaining. Dawn.

[light and ashes]

I did ♥️ you're welcome

[Onlyme]

thanks sweetheart.