"When the s**t hits the.."

A gratuitous example of the uses of this beloved adjective

(atleast im not killing myself in this one)

When the s**t hits the fan,

S**t's gonna go down,

There's gonna be s**t all over the ground.

 

When the s**t hits the wall,

S**t's gonna get live,

We all gotta do s**t just to survive.

 

When The s**t hits the floor,

S**t's gonna get fun,

So save all your s**t for the shittiest one.

 

When the s**t hits the sky,

s**t's gonna get loud,

It's gonna rain s**t from the s****y brown clouds.

 

When the s**t hits the streets,

S**t's gonna get evil,

There's gonna be s**t monsters shitting on people.

 

When the s**t hits the sidewalk,

S**t's gonns get stinky,

There's gonna be s**t crawling downstairs like Slinky.

 

When the s**t hits the block,

S**t's gonna get made,

The s**t's gonna march in a huge s**t parade

Reviews

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lol, that's a lot of s**t!

S**t's gonns (gonna) get stinky,
There's gonna be s**t crawling downstairs like Slinky.

this was cute. made me chuckle. A nice fun write!