when it comes to women...

this is all true. i am CLUELESS. like dumber than a box of hair when it comes to women. its got me in and out of trouble. but mostly in trouble.

When it comes to women, I’m completely clueless

I can’t tell when their flirting And my words are fruitless

They may give me digits To take down in my phone

Knowing me I’ll prank em With a voice like elmo.

They may even ask me out on a hot date

But really what I think is that they want to be a mate.

They could come naked with tits the size of melons

I still wouldn’t get the hint and try to cover them.

I’m still in the state of mind that I might catch the cooties

Except I’ve gave them weird a*s names like STD an Herpes.

if I brang a girl to mine I wouldn’t give her c**k.

Knowing me I’ll be a kid an say “LETS PLAY COD!”

I find it kind of funny though, at least I don’t have crabs.

Not like that’s a certain danger, no girl is like that.

I guess I got to study females or get flippin schooled.

I’m tired of standing at the bar looking like a fool.

Reviews

[SamanthaMarie]

Adorable. :)

[Annabelle Lee]

Ahahaha. I almost died reading this. It's okay though lol. I may not be a 'woman' (Lol i can totally wait and put that part of my life off for as long as possible) But, and this is top secret information. I learned with girls, we dont even understand ourselves! Just tody these retards came up to me, asked if their buddy was hot, and wanted me to explain why, I had no f*****g idea. And I might not ever. So you shouldnt hit yourself for it haha

[Baby Ricochet]

You gotta talk to the girl first

[That_Girl]

"They could come naked with tits the size of melons
I still wouldn’t get the hint and try to cover them."

Alright, b***h... first off, melon tits are NOT the best thing out there. And are you a horse? Cover them? LMFAO whaaaaat a nerd.

I love you though, no matter how f*****g oblivious you are. :)

[nigrum homonculus]

a horse? how....how does that work? seriously? riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight she says that now but will call me a n***a tomorrow.

[That_Girl]

lmao cause when you breed horses, the stallion 'covers' the mare. :p

Crackah jaaaaaacks! :D