“The Poofter & the Bunny Lass”

The poofter and the bunny lass

Were once the best of friends –

Making rounds around the town,

Good times would never end.

They met in clubs by drink and smoke

Did time in barns and sand –

The poofter and the bunny lass

Were always hand-in-hand.

The poofter and the bunny lass

Always saw eye-to-eye –

Until the time, I’m sad to say,

A friend of theirs did die.

The poofter knew, before she did,

This friend had met this fate –

By the time he told the bunny lass,

Well then it was too late.

The bunny lass could not forgive

The poofter’s oversight –

The poofter felt, deep down inside,

The bunny lass was right.

So here we are, the breaking point,

This tale come to its end –

The poofter and the bunny lass,

They never spoke again.