Please Don't Feed the Animals

had this on here before server was lost

It's hard to know the man behind

the Times New Roman font.

A facade of Prince Charming

The semblance of a kind lover

With certain underlying intentions.

 

And who will be the next champion

to pass on your burning desire

in the shape of an Olympic torch.

Runner to runner

Greeted, with a smile

As their newly found treasure

Is grabbed from my hands.

Who was the b*****d that

bequeathed this privilege to me?

 

Women just seem to keep popping up

Like porn ads on a  child's computer

Frantic to close them

Before Mommy opens the door.

I've decided not to invest my savings

into your oh-so-generous bank.

I do not wish to end up

without a single cent to call my own.

 

Though, I do hope when this

knight in shining armor

does decide to sheath his mighty sword

and pierce between two quivering thighs

that he may slip up for just one single second

and shred both bodies in two.

 

"But anyway, no hard feelings, right?"

Reviews

[Wildecat]

This is a well crafted poem, a definite pleasure to read your poetry.