A Vow Somewhat

V-v-va-va-voom!

I'm so honoured to be your husband

Finally, there's someone to cook for me

To have someone to love, to cherish,

to sleep with me whenever I want!

Our love would be everlasting

Hell yeah, that's about ten years, right?

We would have many children

So they could take care of us when we're old

We would be very happy

V-va-va-va-vooom!

I love you.

More than I can ever express.

 

Author's Note

Just experimental.

Reviews

[Brianna Brie]

I find it amusing. After all it is human nature to sometimes say one thing and think another. Nice experiment.

[Kaitlin W. Blaylock]

wow, I love the strikethrough effect. it really captures the way a vast portion of society views the age old vows. Slightly funny, and definitely entertaining. I like it.