Straight

A Poem by Glee

The truth
How d'you want it?
Straight up
Or sugarcoated?

Straight
Definitely straight
Always straight

Never wore my clods inside out
Never had desert before dinner
Never told a story's ending before it begins

Always crossed my t's
Always dotted my i's
Never did anything the other way round
For I was straight
Perfectly straight
Straight as a die

Homo!
What's that?
Don't say that word

I'm not that kind of girl
Really
I ain't

I'm straight
OK, So may be I looked at a girl once
But it happened just this once
And only because she was so pretty

But I'm straight
Perfectly straight
Always straight
Straight as a die

OK, so may be I touched a girl once
So what?
Didn't really mean anything
It was just that she was so pretty
How could I help it!
But that didn't mean a thing

Coz I'm all over that now
I'm now the new me
I dream, like any other girl
Of a knight in shining armor
That will come
And rescue me from this deep, dark, dungeon

Coz I'm straight
Definitely straight
Straight as a die

OK, so may be I kissed a girl once
But it was just that she was so pretty
Her hair was flawless
Her body was curvy
Her smile was sweet

But it's not like it meant anything
Coz it happened just this once

But really, I'm straight
Of course I'm straight

OK, so may be I get grossed out by men taking their shirts off
May be I'm appalled at the sight of the male anatomy
But it's just because I'm so horrified by it

But I'm all over that

I'm straight
Really
I am

OK, so may be I fell for a girl

But its just that she was so lovely
So sweet
So innocent
And that was a while back
I'm all over that now

I'm straight
Really
I am