If Only Cranky Pants Ruled The World

a poem for Frieda, Steve, Andrea, KL, TL, etal...

If Cranky Pants Ruled The World

(A poem for Frieda, Steve, Amanda, K.L., T.L., etal)

And I believe they should.

Hell, I unashamedly wear them

with pride!

Think of the world they could

bring into being.

~~~

Cranky pants are impatient for change,

are fearless

and like the “defiant ones”

of Ferguson, Mo,

say: “it’s either stand up or die”.

~~~

Cranky pants alone

are not enough,

but without them

we will only rattle our chains

and never find the ways

to break them and

change   -   EVERYTHING!

~~~

So, hell yes

cranky pants

and the impatience for change,

should rule the world.

PULL ‘EM UP and LET’S GO!!

~~~redzone 9.5.14

NOTE: written soon after reading Steve’s and Frieda’s collab.... 

Author's Note

thanks for reading.... no cranky pants have been harmed in writing...:-p
captcha: coinmate

Reviews

[Emily Feret]

Fun to read but come on, the world could do with a few less cranky pants!

[Lyn Anderson]

I say we put all cranks on one island and let them duke it out. The rest of us, who have just the right amount of saucy without the real b***h, can place bets.

[Matching Socks]

Peace love n harmony pants here...
Just making sure no one has gotten into a fight and ripped one another's throats out...
All good? As you were...

Love this one, fun to read!!!

[redzone]

Ana, hi everything cool here but ready for backlash .. backward thinking people can't help themselves you know .

So should i add you to the defiant cranky pants crew?? Or you already there and part of the etal ..

[Matching Socks]

Cranky pants?!
Me?
I'm in silly pants doing the happy dance club. :)
At least I'm not running around naked like Pryde, jeez, has that girl got no shame...?

[redzone]

I Know... I had to close my eyes while thanking her for her ...er... "airy-fairy" no pants comment.. Ana, does she do this sort of thing often??
hmmm lots of happy dance pants (at least sometimes) here at WC... my cranky pants aren't allowed in the dance hall and I am way to shy to go.. er... well. you know... so do a "happy dance" for me

[Matching Socks]

Ok, I'll shake my butt just for you...

[redzone]

ok... er... thanks, but first a warning: Hello all, Ana is dancing stand back cause she's a steppin' razor and "dangerous"... HA!!

[Matching Socks]

Lol! :)
I hope I don't fall off the pole...

[Pryde Foltz]

Us airy-fairy types don't need pants at all … she sniffs defensively.

Seriously … those cranky pants do have tendency to shed light on that which needs remedying. A great one here, Curt.

A hundred button-ups from me.

[redzone]

Are you saying i must close my eyes while wearing cranky pants??? ;0)

[redzone]

ok, eyes closed so I have no idea what your "airy-fairy no pants bottoms up looks like... ;0)

[Pryde Foltz]

:)……………………..

[Frieda P]

I'm laughing too hard to type a review!!!!! ;D

[redzone]

You do know that laughing, is an important accesssory for cranky pants... just saying

[Frieda P]

I order mine special, they came with a laugh track....

[redzone]

I'm jealous.. mine only come with that low toot music, which is really the only thing worth saying to some of these backward a*s-in-their mouth thinkers... ;0)

[Frieda P]

I concur......next best thing is laugh yer arse off.