Girl Scout Brownies

(3:05 AM) DUDE, DUDE DUDE!!!!! 

(3:05 AM) WHAT IF TREES COULD TALK LIKE THEY WOULD BE LIKE "YO YOU F*****G SEAGULLS STOP POOPING IN ME"

(3:07 AM) so they like 

(3:07 AM) merge into the trees like some 2001 tony hawk 3 skater pro glitch 

(3:08 AM) and start shitting like some terrible cheat code while screaming

(3:09 AM) YES YES YES AND YES 

(3:10 AM) LIKE SEAGULLS ALL PLOT TONKILL THE TREES THATS WHY THEY POO SO MUCH

(3:09 AM) good to know 

(3:09 AM) now go to bed 

(3:10 AM) dont you know normal people are supposed to be sleeping at this time

(3:12 AM) YO I WAS GIVEN BROWNIES LIKE NOW ALL THE F*****G WALLS ARE MOVING AND THEY ARE YELLING AT ME AND LIKE FUUUU HOW TO COLORS YELL AT PEOPLE BECAUSE THIS I HAPPENING AND BRO ALL I WANTES WAS GIRL SCOUT BROWNIES

(3:12 AM) first of all 

(3:12 AM) girl scouts sell cookies not brownies 

(3:13 AM) so that might be the first sign that you were drugged 

(3:13 AM) secondly 

(3:14 AM) you should scream back at the walls while I go to bed like a normal not drugged 50yo pedophile

(3:14 AM) But I don't want tooooo. 

(3:15 AM) I just want to go home but I can't walk 😖😖😫

(3:15 AM) can't you call that jay guy to give u a ride

(3:15 AM) Jay can't drive. And fine I'll just wander till I get back!!!

(3:16 AM) why don't you call a cab. 

(3:16 AM) It's dangerous to walk around inebriated 

(3:16 AM) you probably can't even read that word if the walls are yelling at you

(3:17 AM) I would if I had cash  

(3:17 AM) and it's only a 10 min walk, once I get up I should be okay I hope?

(3:18 AM) not that it's any of my business 

(3:18 AM) but let me know when you get home so I know you didn't die or get hit by a car or smthn

(3:18 AM) I'd hate to be held responsible if something happened and I was the last person talking to you 

(3:19 AM) not that I can really do anything anyways

(3:20 AM) sounds goooooooooooooooooooood  

(3:40 AM) Dude I some how made it home and my cat won't get off my pillow

(3:40 AM) good to know 

(3:40 AM) now go to bed before you do something else stupid 

(3:41 AM) good night

(3:42 AM) Night