Little Dragons

a random writing exercise in which I closed my eyes and typed the first thoughts that came to mind lol. I edited out the typos (added quotation marks, fixed misspellings, etc.)

     “F**k this s**t, I wanna go home!” she yelled. “I wanna go home.”

     I/he felt sympathy towards her plight and wished upon a star.

     “Oh stars above, grant this one wish: allow her to a place she could truly call home!”

     The next day he found her bed empty and cold.

     She was in a world she could truly call home. The background was pink. The floor was like cotton candy only it wasn’t going to melt or taste yummy, although it still smelled sweet. She noticed a baby unicorn that was chibi-cartoony with an overly large head flying humming buzzing towards her.

     “Hello little dragon,” she called with a smile. “How are you today?”

     He was outraged. “I am a unicorn pegasi halfbreed!”

     Shmoozlllwap! went his horn and a large rainbow spike hurtled out at her, and she died. Just because you can call a place home doesn’t mean you will adapt to it and truly fit in if you don’t make the right choices.

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[L0v3craft]

“Hello little dragon,” she called with a smile. “How are you today?”
He was outraged. “I am a unicorn pegasi halfbreed!”
Shmoozlllwap! went his horn and a large rainbow spike hurtled out at her, and she died. Just because you can call a place home doesn’t mean you will adapt to it and truly fit in if you don’t make the right choices.


I lol'd at that part the first time I read it and did it again, lol
I just really love this--surreal at its finest. Well done! -applause-

[selkietales]

Why thank you *bows* Hehe I like the horn's sound effect.

[TheMostSplendiferous]

Awesome! Unicorns rock! I still don't get why it says "I/he" but that's okay. I like the part about the cotton candy floor. :)>

[Marie]

This is quite a little story. You could have given it a conventional happy ending; instead y ou chose to throw in a satisfying twist. Very well done.

[selkietales]

Thank you :)