Best Friend

 

I laugh

At your jokes

And I smile at you

even if they're lame

But You smile too.

 

Your a gentleman

To everyone, I know

And you're strong

But you lift things

like its a big show

 

You speak like

You're from the eighties

You use words like "Cool"

Like a middle aged lady

 

Your not very tall

And you're a little fat

But thats "Cool"

'Cause theres nothing wrong with that

 

You're pretty sensitive

I mean, like, in a kind way

But some of the things you say

Sound a bit gay

 

You do your hair funny

It's a bit out of date

Its all spiked up

But its okay, you're my best mate.

 

You're kinda lame

'Cause you live with your mum

Which isn't that dumb

Since you have lotsa money

So I defend you

Whenever someone thinks it is funny.

 

Isn't it funny how this poem rhymes

Like, every second line

Except now

Coz I've run out of words to rhyme.

 

Author's Note

Lol, don't worry I know it sounds like a 10yr old wrote it.
This was gonna be a sensitiv poem, but it turn out that way :D