Cartoon Charactor Or Chippendale Dancer

A short humorous story about a customer's quick whited- play on words answer to a question asked by a store's cashier.

Any one see the TV commercial for the new Sponge Bob Movie,"Sponge Out Of Water? "
The movie is suppose to be about how Sponge Bob and his friends( who are cartoon charters from a children's TV show) have to save their world from an apostolic end by coming into our world to retrieve their Crabby Paddy formula from a pirate who stole it.
Now to retrieve their formula from the pirate,they turn themselves in to supper heroes
who use their supper natural power to b***h slap the pirate into giving back their Crabby paddy formula,
Now when they become super heroes Their bodies morph from cute animated cartoon characters to Characters who bodies have pecs and washboard abs.
Sponge Bob super hero character look like a Tae - Bo Fitness instructor, and Patrick the Star fish's super hero character looks like a Chippendale dancers.
I guess protecting children's innocents went out the window.

Written by Stephen J. Vattimo
Feb 8, 2015