will you be my un valentine?

a poem i wrote day before valetines day didn't even know i didn't like it lol..

Will you be my un-valentine?

 

We don’t like each other and I won’t get you a gift, we won’t kiss and I don’t want your stupid bear. Will you be my un-valentine?

 

I don’t think you’re handsome and you don’t think I’m beautiful. You’re not charming and I’m not flirty. Will you be my un-valentine?

 

Balloons are for losers and flowers are dumb. I won’t hug you and you won’t touch me for fear of injury. Will you be my un-valentine?

 

Pink is the worst color I’ve ever seen.  I’ll deny the fourteenth of February exists, and you’ll kill cupid. Will you be my un-valentine?

 

I don’t like hearts and love sucks. Get me jewelry and you’ll be in the hospital, and you’re not getting chocolate. Will you be my un-valentine?

 

And we most defiantly won’t write poems!

 

Author's Note

please ignore my bad grammer(thank goodness theres spell check) and it's suposed to be funny, so it's ok to laugh...this is my origanal work i do have on other sights so please don't think i'm copying myself... enjoy.

Reviews

[James]

Hehe, I like this
It makes me laugh :D