White House Limericks, January 2018

If Trump wants to read Fire and Fury,

I would suggest that he hurry.

The next exposé

Will be more risqué

And give him more reason to worry.

 

Was Donald Trump feeling forlorn,

And afterwards did he feel torn,

From having a fling

And feeling like king

With one of the hot queens of porn?

 

If Bannon would do what he oughtta,

He'd check out his list of errata,

For now he has learned

How it feels to get burned

And be Trump's persona non grata.

 

When watching the news on the tele

We're seeing much more of John Kelly.

Our first thoughts of him

Were not quite so grim,

But he's become Machiavelli.

 

Trump was really obsessed

With proving his mind was the best.

His cognitive exam

Was probably a sham,

And most people are not impressed.

 

A leader went out on a limb

And joined a new fitness gym.

"Forget it!" he said.

"I'd rather be dead.

To hell with me being slim."

 

-by Bob B (1-21-18)