Storm(y) in May

Months have passed, and now we're in

The very merry month of May,

And much to Trump's consternation,

Stormy* hasn't gone away.

 

Trump's attorney Michael Cohen

Has also gotten himself in a bind.

Now he's under investigation.

Just imagine what they'll find!

 

Stormy's lawyer, Avenatti,

After digging was able to unearth

Some pertinent and interesting

Information, for what it's worth:

 

Millions of dollars have flowed in and out

Of Michael Cohen's LLC.

It seems that access to Donald Trump

Doesn't happen without a fee.

 

Russian oligarch Viktor Vekselberg

Deposited a substantial sum,

Along with a few corporations.

A lot of people ask, How come?

 

Suspicious explanations abound,

Though we are tiring of the charades.

Is Cohen really an all-around expert

At everything--a jack of all trades?

 

Members of Congress say follow the money.

One says that without a doubt

Shake any tree in the forest of Trump,

And what do you know? a Russian falls out.

 

More dots are being connected,

Which to Trump must be a bummer.

We've had a Stormy winter and spring;

Will we have a Stormy summer?

 

-by Bob B (5-10-18)

*Stormy Daniels (Stephanie Clifford)

Reviews

[Annette Pisano-Higley]

Haaaaaa! Have to laugh and applaud the poetic merit of your satirical write here. Love how you interweave rumor, fact, humor, and wry implication. How can something so sad be so funny?? Yes, a “Stormy summer” is upon us- oops, I mean him! Tweet, tweet!

[Bob B]

Thanks. The only way I can survive the current Trump administration is with a little humor.