Up to Snuff?

Hey, Judge Kavanaugh,

What should people think

When they hear all about

How much you liked to drink?

You can play it down, of course,

But one thing's very clear:

When you went to school, your friends

Knew you liked your beer.

 

You showed up at your hearing with

All guns a blazing!

Your little friend Lindsey Graham

Thought you were amazing.

It doesn't really matter to him

If you're wrong or right.

People say that Graham has

Bigger goals in sight.

 

You are bound and determined to be

On our highest court.

You THINK you're qualified, but something

Tells us you fall short.

A judge-like character

Is ONE thing that's required.

But your impartiality

Leaves much to be desired.

 

Sure you have your fans who say

You are a decent man.

Republicans are using you

As part of their master plan.

Your shining record doesn't mean

That you weren't once a jerk.

Now that you've cleaned up your act

You want to do "God's work."

 

Call your attacks a smear if you want,

But we have had enough.

America deserves a justice

Who is up to snuff.

If up to par, what will further

Investigations show?

That you deserve to be a yes,

Or will you be a no?

 

-by Bob B (9-30-18)