re-fried beans

re-fried beans

A Story by The Unknown Sith
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food for thought

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RE-FRIED BEANS?


AS THE RABBIT HAD TO THE HAT, SO DID THE CATS TO THE BAG.
DEATH CAN’T BE MAD FOR ALL THE LIFE IT HAD.
UPSIDE DOWN HE WALKS ON THE SKY JUST TO DENY THE GROUND.
PICTURE PERFECT THE MAN CLAIMS TO BE WRONGLY FRAMED.
SHE CRIED FOR THE MAN HE USE TO BE AS SHE MADE HIM HISTORY.
THE FLEA ADMITTED TO THE MOSQUITO “WE SUCK!”.
THE WOOD CHUCK WAS TIRED AS F**K OF CHUCKING WOOD.
IN ALL HER LIFE SHE HAD NEVER SEEN THE END OF THE WORLD BEFORE...
THE CIRCLE NEVER GOT THE POINT.
HE PUT THE KNIFE TO THE CHEESE AS EVERYONE COVERED THERE NOSE.
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SO GOES THE STORY ...
THE MONSTER WAS SCARED OF THE CHILD SO HE HID UNDER THE BED.
AT A TIMELESS PARTY: TODAY RELIVED THE PAST WITH YESTERDAY AND TOMORROW NEVER CAME.
HE SAY TO HER IN DEFIANCE “ANYTHING!”.
THE ORANGE LAUGHED AS SHE TOLD HER BOYFRIEND THE BANANA “IS THAT A PENIS IN YOUR PANTS OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME?”.
THE SUBPOENA READ AS FOLLOWS; THE SHOWER VS. YOU FOR A MILLION COUNTS OF VOCAL BATTERY.
“LET IT BE WRITTEN” WAS ODDLY SAID BY THE MAN BEFORE THE TIME OF PENCILS.
HE LEFT THE KITCHEN CLAIMING IT WAS TOO HOT.
IT WAS TOO LATE; BY THE TIME SHE MUSTARD THE COURAGE SHE COULDN’T KETCHUP.
THE CUCUMBER'S DEATH HAD LEFT DILL IN A PARTICULAR PICKLE.
WHO’S TO SAY IT'S NOT THE REST OF THE WORLD THAT IS MAD?
IF I DON’T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY THEN I WONT SAY ANYTHING AT-
I WAS REINCARNATED AS AN A*S JUST TO SEE YOUR POINT OF VIEW.

GUESS WHAT HAPPENED AFTER I DIED? YA, I DON'T KNOW EITHER...

THE CAT WAS A WORLD FAMOUS DAREDEVIL BUT, AFTER 8 SEEMINGLY SUCCESSFUL DEATH DEFYING STUNTS HE RETIRED AND MOVED TO FLORIDA.
EVERYONE KNOWS THAT DINOSAURS BECAME SATANISTS AFTER GOD FAILED TO EVEN MENTION THEM IN THE BIBLE!
THE GRAVEDIGGER WAS THE LAST ONE TO LET HER DOWN.

I TOOK THIS MEDICINE FOR MY ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION , NOW I S**T MYSELF EVERY TIME MY DICK GETS HARD.

THE BOY BAND WANTED TO GO POP AND FINALLY ACHIEVED THERE GOAL. WHEN THEY EXPLODED ON THE SCENE WHICH IS NOW TAPED OFF AND AUTHORITIES ARE LOOKING FOR ANY WITNESS TO THE CRIME.
I ONCE FUCKED A GIRL IN THE WATER AT THE BEACH, IT FELT LIKE THE WHOLE OCEAN WENT IN HER VAGINA…
HE DREW A BLANK BUT, THERE WAS NOTHING THEIR..

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 ...my English is broken like my heart-art is an excuse I use to hang into the noose-of your b*****d rules and kick the chair from it -depriving it- of air. I watch it…then get bored. I wish it would die already! then walk away UN-apologetic cause i just don’t f*****g care! ..see with no third eye; i left them last two I’s lower case; point?...wait…never mind I think you missed it? LATE.


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The Unknown Sith
NEVER FORGET...UHHH, SHIT I FORGOT....

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Well, this is different. Very original, actually! There are lots and lots of interesting word/idea links, some very 'true' and some that made me smile. Do you know, there is so much here, that I think you could develop almost every line into a poem in itself.! It was certainly food for thought, and I hope that broken heart gets mended soon! (you are not alone!). Well done you.

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Well, this is different. Very original, actually! There are lots and lots of interesting word/idea links, some very 'true' and some that made me smile. Do you know, there is so much here, that I think you could develop almost every line into a poem in itself.! It was certainly food for thought, and I hope that broken heart gets mended soon! (you are not alone!). Well done you.

Posted 3 Days Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.


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