Leave the Lights on Baby!

A humorous poem about a sexual encounter

Leave the lights on baby I need to see you all

Each sexy little detail will titillate my eyeballs,

You’re such a classy lady with all that gold and bling

A blond and busty female who makes my mojo swing

I slip her tights off slowly inching down towards her feet

Surprised when I unveil two bushy legs to greet !

Not what I expected such a lack lustre 'voila'

Utterly flat chested with no padded-padded bra !

My lust has almost busted and just cannot take much more

When fingers running through her hair

Brush a wig off to the floor! “Jesus woman don’t you care

Being such a bloody fake”? “I know” she wept

In true despair “Forgive my vain mistake”…

But my heart begins to sink as she becomes a sobbing mess

Removing blue eye contacts baring brown eyes in distress,

Mascara ran like runny ink down unbecoming face

Muddy streams of tearful tracks her spray-on tan defaced !

Yet my head begins to think how my shallowness discounts

Inner beauty should attract, inside of us is where it counts!

“Oh I apologize to you for being a superficial jerk

Name one thing that I can do to give your heart a perk?”

“Perhaps your kiss anew will salvage still the night?”

Our souls were reconnecting and it never felt so right,

Her miniskirt is lifting and she doesn’t seem to mind

Her underwear awaiting to be gently moved aside

When under lumination out pops a small surprise

Something’s pointing at me and no longer in disguise !

So pleased of my decision to leave the lighting on

The exit door I clearly see as up I jump and run !!!!

Reviews

[marcus]

Well.. there is beauty to be found in every woman, but make sure she is a woman first!
Great poem

[thewholesoul]

cheers marcus!

[Marie]

Funny. the bushy legs were a hint, and the flat chest was a dead gveaway....

[thewholesoul]

cheers Marie for the read and review, I suppose it could have been more subtle, but hey... some woman have bushy legs and flat chests too!!! i dont know many however! thanks again