Not This Year (Not Ever Again)

Dear Santa,

I have been very good this year. I'm nice to my little brother and sister, and I always do whatever I'm told. I do all of my chores, and I also do all of my bro's and sis' too! So you see Santa sir, I really need all those extra gifts... this year.

p.s. My list is only a mere 51 pages, cut down from 57.

Bobby
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Dear Bobby,

I have watched you very closely over the last year, and I'm sad to say that you my little friend are a rotten liar! In no way do you ever help anyone but your own greedy self. I have let this c**k-and-bull story go on for far to long... that is my own doing. But believe me when I say it ends NOW.

p.s. Leave out a fresh batch of oreos with my milk, and I may leave you one gift you little punk.

Love,
Santa

Reviews

[Taja B.]

"p.s. Leave out a fresh batch of oreos with my milk, and I may leave you one gift you little punk.

Love,
Santa"


Hahahaha! This is so hilarious!lol... As a matter of fact, I'm still laughing right now!

Well anyways, This is a very nice piece of prose poetry. It's well written and eventhough it's more prose than poetry, it was a good piece in general and it was quite entertaining and hilarious.

Nice job and thanks for sharing.

Good luck in the contest.:)

[Kathy Van Kurin]

James K. Blaylock,
"Not this year (not ever again) Even the title gives away the theme. I love to read something every so often and not have to read between the lines; at least not to much. Fun to just smile and find joy in unexpected places. I am glad you and Santa are now on the same page................no more confusion..............Bless you this was a blast! Kathy

[L.G. Knight]

LMAO! this is so hillarious!

[Fran Marie]

Bobby is on Santa's list alright ~ but which one Hmmm, probably

the naughty not nice list~ lil' brat Bobby made Ole Santa mad~lol~

Delightful piece for the C'MAS In JuLy ContesT ~

THanks for submitting ~Fran Marie

[Adela Muresan]

:)) That's so kowel !

A Cristmas picture would have been ideal dough.

A.M.

[vanishing]

LOL.. this poem
touches the heart every time
notalgia-to be a kid again
Highstrung Santa
One story for the Ages
to tickle the readers funnybone.
.... funny.. Great times-great reading

[Michael X]

This is really hilarous and very well crafted in its comical, early childhood memories combined with a Santa on the edge kind of way, a fun read, i found the refined wording to be easy to interpret, i cannot even look at this poem without feeling santa's angst and pondering and the whole letter/ kids scenerio, and laughing, brilliantly done, in way of uniqueness, imagery wording, and capturing christmas feeling, as well as form which captures the vision.

[Gary H]

This just caught my attention. It's a great piece leaving me thinking and building a picture of the likely scenarios. Is this serious or fun? I'm curious, neither leave each other xxxx's!

[Lady Tyke]

haha thats brilliant!! i think santa's really like that, thats why we never see him cos hes on so many peoples hit lists!!

[Carla (trying to make e..]

This is very funny.
Thanks for entering in my contest.
Carla

[Deanarrlack]

omg lol too funny, I loved this. Reminds me of this madtv episode where Santa says to a little girl he has to kill her because she's seen her. if we told kids stories like this theyd really listen! lol Thanks, Danny