Read my story

Read my story

A Story by Srchaud
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A humorous tale between two battling thoughts.

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So read my book. Why because unlike the blog it has good grammer and spelling. 
Its actaully really good if you give it a chance.


"pssst"

what?

"Isnt that a tad arragont, I mean people are now going to hate it on purpose".


"I see your point" alright how about this, read my book and learn what not to do in writing".

"what no, what the hell are you doing"? "thats not how to get people to read your story" 

"alright how would you do it"

"I dunno"

"so why the hell are you giving me advice"

"I dunno"

"So um yeah, back to the point"  "you like adventure and cool characters with depth and humor" "You love dark gothic tales or steam powered tech demons and madness" "how about wizards with kitanas and knights with guns"

"pssssst"

"what the hell now"?

"that sounds like a 2 year old wrote it"

"no, its unique"

"Uhhh yeah uniquely sucks, dude maybe you should make it sound good"

"um alright, let me see here. Bumdadum dada. "ok, so you love....?

"Hey dont start with a question thats an amateur move".

"we cant even spell and use grammer I am pretty sure they already know we are amateurs"

"yeah well at least try"

"fine".........In the world....

"NOOOOO"

"what now"?

"Thats a cliche idiot, now people are really going to think you suck"

"Geez this promotion thing is hard"

"if it was easy we would all be writers"

"wait isnt that line cliche"

"Arent your sentences starting off in the lowercase and where the hell is your apostropes, do you want people to think a baboon wrote this". thats not how you get readers by making them feel like a monkey wrote your story".

"Uggh ok fine. professionalism goes a long way"

"Yeah like spelling, that helps too".

"write"

"I think you mean right"

"ok I get it....let me try again" " After a 1000 years of peace an old threat comes to new heros".

"OMG" Is that really your best". How cliche can it be"?

"The propecy of kings"....

"cliche"

"alyra born in a simple villige  never knew her destiny"

"cliche"

"A group of knights..."

"cliche"

"A group of wizards"

"now your stealing from harry potter"

"Prince david who wishes to save the world must first kill his father"?

"Um didnt I see this on game of thrones already."

"Upon the golden throne the emperor sits"

"40k much"

"Alrya a young elven women"

"woah tolkien theft there buddy, come on man your elf stealing now" I bet there is dwarves, dragons and castles too".

"well yeah but there is also a made up race called Worgs".

"you really want to try out new stuff, seems a bit weird".

"Wait, what I cant make up my own stuff".

"No its too different give the reader something familair"

"Like elves".

"no not like elves familair yet different".

"Uh ok....."

"Dont get down buddy, try again, you got this"

"I dont really know if we are buddies".

"And I dont know if your human or a alien pretending to know english but damn...."sorry nevermind just give it one more shot using everything I tought you".

long drawn out silence passes.

"Upon a dark horizan"

"cliche"

"thats it im done"

















"Your grammer and spelling still sucks"

© 2017 Srchaud



Author's Note

Srchaud
Something I did for fun. Maybe it will get a few laughs.

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This is so funny I love it. I laughed all the way through it.


long drawn out silence passes.

"Upon a dark horizan"

"cliche"

"thats it im done"

That part I don't know why has me rolling. You brought tears to my eyes thinking this was so funny.


Posted 1 Month Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Srchaud

1 Month Ago

Yeah its how as writers, I think we all feel from time to time. In truth I wrote this in 15 minutes .. read more
AmateurWriter01

1 Month Ago

Yeah its kind of hard to promote anything on here. Especially books or stories. It seems like poet.. read more



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Depicts the writer's life very accurately. It never occured to me how funny it would sound to others.
The way you placed quotation marks felt a little confusion, though. But otherwise a fantastic piece.

Posted 1 Month Ago


Very creative 😊 nice job.
Also, to answer your question from my post, yes, I have more written I just haven't posted it yet.

Posted 1 Month Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Yes. It made me laugh. It's refreshing to know that other people have conversations like this in their heads. I enjoyed reading this

Posted 1 Month Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Enjoyed your great dialogue. Great use of humor. Comedy is definitely a strong point of yours.

Enjoyed your story. Thanks for sharing.

Posted 1 Month Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

After reading this I have not laughed so much. Have you ever thought of writing a comedy book. I think you will be great

Posted 1 Month Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Srchaud

1 Month Ago

I thought about it from time to time, its not my true passion though. I am more into gothic or steam.. read more
cliches, cliches everywhere.

Posted 1 Month Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Srchaud

1 Month Ago

Yeah you never notice how cliche your writing can be untill you try to write a plug for it. Thought .. read more
Wølfy

1 Month Ago

Honestly, there is nothing wrong with cliches, just have to put your own spin on them and make them .. read more
This is so funny I love it. I laughed all the way through it.


long drawn out silence passes.

"Upon a dark horizan"

"cliche"

"thats it im done"

That part I don't know why has me rolling. You brought tears to my eyes thinking this was so funny.


Posted 1 Month Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Srchaud

1 Month Ago

Yeah its how as writers, I think we all feel from time to time. In truth I wrote this in 15 minutes .. read more
AmateurWriter01

1 Month Ago

Yeah its kind of hard to promote anything on here. Especially books or stories. It seems like poet.. read more
a few? I was howling with laughter the whole way through. Nice skit! It would be cool if you set the scene a bit more before the conversation happens, but that's your choice. Well done!

Posted 1 Month Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Srchaud

1 Month Ago

Thank you and you are right, It could use a better setup. I will keep that in mind for the next re-w.. read more

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